Whoever posted the chords for this tune originally was close, but they got the some of the chords in the chorus and pre-chorus sections wrong. Thanks for posting it, but here's how it should be. -phil Gerbil by Stephen Lynch (pick the 1st verse)

^AI bought a ^Ggerbil at the ^Dpetting ^Czoo ^AIf Richard ^GGere can do it, ^DI can ^Ctoo. ^AI get un^Gdressed and I ^Dstart to ^Clube ^AI stick the ^Ggerbil in the ^Dend of the ^Ctube.

(strum the pre-chorus)

^BbWondering just ^Ahow he'll feel will he ^Bblike it better than his ^Alittle wheel ^Bbcareful now he's ^Aright beside me ^Bbone more inch and ^Che's inside me ^DGO!^F!! ^D ^FGerbil ^Dgo! ^F ^D ^F

(1st Chorus)

^DBurrow ^Fharder, ^Dburrow ^Fdeeper ^Dbe my ^Flittle ^Dchimney ^Fsweeper ^Done thing ^FI for^Dgot ^Fabout C N/C how am I supposed to get you out

(back to picking the verse)

so ^Anow my ^Ggerbils on ^Deasy ^Cstreet ^Ait's warm and ^Gcozy and there's ^Dplenty to ^Ceat ^Athe situat^Gion is ^Dbeyond my ^Ccontrol ^Agotta find a ^Gway to get him^D out of his ^Chole.

(sturm pre-chorus)

^BbI tried crowbars ^AI tried wires ^BbI almost got him with a ^Apair of pliers ^BbI tried cheese but ^Ahe's not biting ^BbI wish this wasn't ^Aso exciting ^DGo!^F!! ^D Ge^Frbil Go^D!!! ^F ^D ^F

(2nd Chorus)

^DJesus, ^FI am ^Dsuch a ^Fsucker ^DPlease get ^Fout you ^Dfury ^Ffuuuahhh! ^DI think ^FI am g^Detting ^Fill C N/C suddenly he's very very still

(back to picking verse)

^ANow it's too ^Glate my ^Dgerbil ^Cdied ^AI guess I have^G committed ^Dgerba^Ccide ^Ahere's some ^Gadvice ^Dit's very clear ^Ccut A G D (no C) A if you love your gerbil...don't stick him up your butt

(Continue strumming verse chords) don't stick him up your butt little furry gerbil in your booty hole don't stick him up your booma whomma wam (start babbling to the music, kind of a scat like singing) (Ha! Scat...um...nevermind) Yeah! (end on chord A)

Stephen Lynch - Gerbil