Stephen Lynch - 3 balloons

^BmI call you from my car to say I'll ^Gbe there in a while ^DA short plane ride and I will get to ^Asee your pretty smile ^BmNothing on the radio I ^Gfiddle with the dial ^DThen I see a sign the airport's ^Ajust another mile

I ^Bmcheck my bags and ^Gthink about how ^Dmuch I hate to ^Afly And ^Bmas i near se-c^Gurity I ^Dalmost start to ^Acry

Well I ^Dhope the law en-^Gforcement agents ^Acan't tell from my face I've got ^D3 balloons of ^Gcoke in an ^Auncomfortable place I'm ^Dsweating and I'm ^Gnervous and I n^Aeed a little air 'Cus with ^D4 balloons of ^Gherion I'ts getting ^Acrowded up in there ^ACrowded up in t^Dsus2here ^{Dsus2/C Dsus2/B Asus4 A} Dsus2 Dsus2/C Dsus2/B Asus4 A

My ^Bmmind is all a jumble and my ^Gblood is cold as ice I d^Dread the thought of having to unl^Aoad this merchandise ^Bm"Relax," i say I'ts not so bad it mi^Gght feel kinda nice Be^Dsides who hasn't had a finger ^Aup there once or twice

I ^Bmmust remember d^Gon't leave any ^Ddrugs inside the ^Ahost I ^Bmdid that once and a ^Ggirl who tossed my ^Dsalad overd^Aoooooooosed

Well I ^Dsay a little ^Gprayer hail ma^Aria full of grace I've got ^D3 balloons of ^Gcoke in an un^Acomfortable place I'm ^Dsweating and I'm ^Gnervous and I ^Aneed a little air And I ^Dswear im farting ^Glines of blow in^Ato my underwear ^AFrom my derri-e^Dsus2re ^{Dsus2/C Dsus2/B Asus4} Dsus2 Dsus2/C Dsus2/B Asus4 x3

I ^Bmwas a little eager when I ^Gloaded up my stash ^D5 balloons of ecstasy and ^A6 balloons of hash ^Bm8 balloons of LSD and ^G9 of sensie mild ^DA box of chinese fireworks,^A guatemalan child

I ^Bmmade it to the ^Ggate now, and my ^Djoy I cant cont^Aain I ^Bmboard the aircraft, ^Gtake my seat in the ^Dcockpit of the p^Alane

As I ^Dtaxi down the ^Grunway get a ^Asmile on my face I got ^D3 balloons of ^Gcoke in an u^Ancomfortable place ^DFlight crew prepare for ^Gtake off as I l^Aift us into air And ^Dby the way does a^Gnyone want to buy^A a guatemalan child ^AFrom my derri-^Dsus2ere ^{Dsus2/C Dsus2/B}

^Asus4 I got 3 ball^Dsus2oons ^{Dsus2/C Dsus2/B Asus4} I got 3 bal^Dsus2loons ^{Dsus2/C Dsus2/B Asus4} I got 3 ball^Dsus2oooooo^Dsus2/Cooooooooo^Dsus2/Boooooooo^Asus4ns ^Dsus2