Stephen Lynch - 3 balloons

I c^Bmall you from my car to say I'll b^Ge there in a while A sh^Dort plane ride and I will get to s^Aee your pretty smile ^Asus2 There's n^Bmothing on the radio, I f^Giddle with the dial And th^Den I see a sign; the airport's j^Aust another mile ^Asus2

I ch^Bmeck my bags and th^Gink about how m^Duch I hate to f^Aly And ^Bmas I near sec^Gurity, I a^Dlmost start to c^Ary...

Well, I h^Dope the Law Enf^Gorcement Agents c^Aan't tell from my face I got thr^Dee balloons of c^Goke in an unc^Aomfortable place ^Asus2 I'm sw^Deating and I'm n^Gervous, and I n^Aeed a little air 'Cause with f^Dour balloons of h^Geroine, it's getting cr^Aowded up in there...^{Asus4 A}Crowded up in th^Dere...

My m^Bmind is all a-jumble and my bl^Good is cold as ice I dr^Dead the thought of having to unl^Aoad this merchandise &quo^Bmt;Relax", I think, "It's n^Got so bad; it might feel kind of nice" &quo^Dt;Besides, who hasn't had a fi^Anger up there maybe once or twice?"

I m^Bmust remember, d^Gon't leave any dr^Dugs inside the h^Aost I d^Bmid that once and a g^Girl who tossed my s^Dalad overd^Aosed

Well, I s^Day a little pr^Gayer, "Hai^Al Maria Full of Grace!" I got thr^Dee balloons of c^Goke in an unc^Aomfortable place I'm sw^Deating and I'm n^Gervous, and I n^Aeed a little air And I sw^Dear I’m farting^G lines of blow i^Anto my underwear..^Asus4. ^AFrom the darrie^Dre...