Capo: 1 Tuning: E A D G B E

NOTE: all chords in the verses and chorus are played with your 3rd and 4th finger on the 3rd frets of the 5th and 6th strings. (xxxx33) G 320033 Dsus4 x00233 Cadd9 x32033 Em7 022033 [Verse 1]

^GI saw her d^Dsus4rinking beer, eating ^Cadd9peanuts by the ^Dsus4bar ^GI was pretty ^Dsus4desperate and I ^Cadd9knew she had a ^Dsus4car ^Em7She said her name was ^Dsus4Debby, she was a ^Em7friend of Jenny ^Dsus4Craig's She had ^Cadd9boobs like watermelons and ^Dsus4breath like rotten eggs

[Verse 2]

^GI know you're ^Dsus4hungry, I can ^Cadd9see it in your ^Dsus4eyes ^GCause you're lookin' ^Dsus4at me like ^Cadd9I'm a side of ^Dsus4fries ^Em7I wanna take your ^Dsus4chubby ass ^Em7back to my ^Dsus4place ^Cadd9Squirt my baby gravy ^Dsus4all over your face, yeah

[Chorus]

^G(Woa^Cadd9h, woah)^Dsus4 Thar she blows ^G(Woa^Cadd9h, woah)^Dsus4 Thar she blows ^Cadd9Fat girl, she's ^Dsus4everything I wanted and more ^Cadd9Fat girl, she ^Dsus4can't fit through the door ^G(Woa^Cadd9h, woah)^Dsus4 Thar she blows

[Verse 3]

^GI wanna ^Dsus4prove to you my ^Cadd9feelings are for ^Dsus4real ^GSo I'm gonna ^Dsus4buy you a ^Cadd9million Happy ^Dsus4Meals, yeah ^Em7I want a chunk o' that ^Dsus4body, if you ^Em7only let me ^Dsus4in ^Cadd9I wanna sink my summer sausage ^Dsus4into that double-chin yeah!

^G(Woa^Cadd9h, woah)^Dsus4 Thar she blows ^G(Woa^Cadd9h, woah)^Dsus4 Thar she blows ^Cadd9Fat girl is ^Dsus4ridin' my jock again ^Cadd9Fat girl is ^Dsus4snackin' on my cock again ^Dsus4Ouch, don't bite

[Verse 4]

^GMy friends keep ^Dsus4telling me I ^Cadd9must be going ^Dsus4blind ^GCause you've got ^Dsus4cottage cheese a^Cadd9ll over your behin^Dsus4d, yeah ^Em7Even ^Dsus4though some people ^Em7point and laugh at ^Dsus4us ^Cadd9You can kick their ass because you're ^Dsus4bigger than a bus

^Cadd9Fat girl, I ^Dsus4can't believe you're eating again ^Cadd9Fat girl, wh^Dsus4ere does your neck begin?

^G(Woa^Cadd9h, woah)^Dsus4 Thar she blows ^Cadd9Fat girl, pu^Dsus4t my hot dog into your bun ^Cadd9Fat girl, yo^Dsus4u're really, really tons of fun! ^G(Woa^Cadd9h, woah)^Dsus4 Thar she blows ^G(Woa^Cadd9h, woah)^Dsus4 Thar she blows

^GYou'^Cadd9re my fa^Dsus4t, fat girl, oh ^GYou ^Cadd9know I r^Dsus4eally love you ^GCaus^Cadd9e you're^Dsus4 my fat, fat girl, oh

^GCome^Cadd9 here ba^Dsus4by, where you goin'? ^GHaha^Cadd9, you're^Dsus4 a cow! ^GCome^Cadd9 here ba^Dsus4by, hey

Steel Panther - Fat girl thar she blows