Steel Panther - Fat girl thar she blows

^GbI saw her drin^Db/Gbking beer, eating p^Cb/Gbeanuts by the ^Db/Gbbar ^GbI was pretty d^Db/Gbesperate and I k^Cb/Gbnew she had a ^Db/Gbcar ^EbmShe said her n^Db/Ebame was Debby, she was a ^Ebmfriend of Jenny C^Db/Ebraig's ^CbShe had boobs like watermelons and br^Cb/Dbeath like rotten ^Dbeggs

^GbI know you're ^Db/Gbhungry, I can see i^Cb/Gbt in your eyes^{Db/Gb Gb}Cause you're l^Db/Gbookin' at me like I^Cb/Gb'm a side of f^Db/Gbries ^EbmI wanna take y^Db/Ebour chubby ass back to my^Ebm place ^{Db/Eb Cb}Squirt my baby gravy a^Cb/Dbll over your face^Db, yeah

^Gb/Bb(Woah, ^Cbwoah)^Db Thar she blows ^Gb/Bb(Woah, ^Cbwoah)^Db Thar she blows ^CbFat girl, she's ^Dbeverything I wanted and more ^CbFat girl, she ca^Dbn't fit through the door ^Gb/Bb(Woah, ^Cbwoah)^Db Thar she blows

^GbI wanna prove ^Db/Gbto you my fe^Cb/Gbelings are for^Db/Gb real ^GbSo I'm gonna b^Db/Gbuy you a m^Cb/Gbillion Happy M^Db/Gbeals, yeah ^EbmI want a chunk^Db/Eb o' that body, if you^Ebm only let me in ^{Db/Eb Cb}I wanna sink my summer sausage ^Cb/Dbinto that double-^Dbchin yeah!

^Gb/Bb(Woah, ^Cbwoah)^Db Thar she blows ^Gb/Bb(Woah, ^Cbwoah)^Db Thar she blows ^CbFat girl is ridi^Dbn' my jock again ^CbFat girl is snac^Dbkin' on my cock again ^DbOuch, don't bite

^GbMy friends kee^Db/Gbp telling me^Cb/Gb I must be goi^Db/Gbng blind ^GbCause you've g^Db/Gbot cottage c^Cb/Gbheese all over^Db/Gb your behind, yeah ^EbmEven though so^Db/Ebme people point and l^Ebmaugh at us ^{Db/Eb Cb}You can kick their ass because ^Cb/Dbyou're bigger tha^Dbn a bus

^CbFat girl, I can'^Dbt believe you're eating again ^CbFat girl, where ^Dbdoes your neck begin?

^Gb/Bb(Woah, ^Cbwoah)^Db Thar she blows ^CbFat girl, put my^Db hot dog into your bun ^CbFat girl, you're^Db really, really tons of fun! ^Gb/Bb(Woah, ^Cbwoah)^Db Thar she blows ^Gb/Bb(Woah, ^Cbwoah)^Db Thar she blows

^Gb/BbYou're ^Cbmy fa^Dbt, fat girl, oh ^Gb/BbYou kno^Cbw I r^Dbeally love you ^Gb/BbCause y^Cbou're^Db my fat, fat girl, oh

^Gb/BbCome he^Cbre ba^Dbby, where you goin'? ^Gb/BbHaha, y^Cbou're^Db a cow! ^Gb/BbCome he^Cbre ba^Dbby, hey