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[Verse 1]
GPain works on a sliding scale EmSo does pleasure in a candy jail CTrue love doesn't come around any more than fate allows oDn a GMonday in Ft. Lauderdale G
I came all this way to see your grave
EmTo see your life as written paraphrased CI have tried thee it is written in the furnace of affDliction GThis is what you couldn’t face.
[Chorus]
Life in a Ccandy jail DPeppermint bars GPeanut brittle bunk beds and marshmallow walCls CWhere the guards are gracious DAnd the grounds are grand GAnd the warden keeps the data on your fCavorite brands.
[Verse 2]
GJelly beans and cookie dough EmCountry restroom on a radio CI got a number on my name DIt's hard to rise above the shame GI'm a branded man made in the mold
GThese terms engulf the waking mind. EmLike cherry, grape and lemon-lime CLike candy corn and licorice DLike bubble gum and Swedish fish GIt happens to me all the time
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Livin' in a Ccandy jail DPeppermint bars GPeanut brittle bunk beds and marshmallow walCls CWhere the guards are gracious DAnd the grounds are grand GAnd the warden really listens CAnd he understands