Silver Jews - Candy jail

^FPain works on a sliding scale Am
 So does pleasure in a candy jail F G
 True love doesn't come around any more than fate allows on a ^FMonday in Ft. Lauderdale F
 I came all this way to see your grave A
 To see your life as written paraphrased ^F
I hav^Ge tried be it is written in the furnace of affliction ^F
This is what you couldn’t face.

Life^F in a candy jail G
 Peppermint bars F F
 Peanut brittle bunk beds and marshmallow walls F
 Where the guards are gracious ^GAnd the grounds are grand F F
 And the warden keeps the data on your favorite brands.