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Capo: 3 Tuning: E A D G B E
[Intro] This riff is played for the intro, first and second verses. G C Cm e|-7---------------|-7---------------|-8-----8p7--------|-8-----8p7--------| B|---8---8p7-------|---8---8p7-------|---8---------10---|---8---------10---| G|-----7-------9---|-----7-------9---|-----9------------|-----8------------| x2 D|-----------------|-----------------|------------------|------------------| A|-----------------|-----------------|------------------|------------------| E|-----------------|-----------------|------------------|------------------| [Verse] (Play riff)
Gjust to start this off, this isn’t the start of aCnything, just a soCmng that I can sing to you we’re stGanding in a graveyard,
a presumably dead arm
popped through the Cgrass, and who doeCmsn’t talk about that
Ghoney, you are nothing to me alcohol and dopamine I’m dyiCng on the sofa and I barCmely know the time Glike an old man, say I reckon,
I love you for a millisecond,
but I Cdon’t wear a watch or Rolex and my bCmrain’s a toddler roller
[Hook] (This is also fingerpicking but it works fine just strummed)
Amskating down a hill, I tDook a spill and ran into a Gtree and suffered mEminor injuries Choney, you are nothing to me, I dDon’t call people anything thought Gto be so sweet
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Gbut I’m just being bitchy, cause every stupid boy skippedC over me Cmon our twilight hour meet and greet, Ga coffee table theater scene, disregard the soaring chick baCck there in corner three, I’d rather lCmet the poor kid sleep
Gbut he’s tripping balls, he’s tripping testes, LSD, post- wisdom teeth, Che got lost in the shower and he baCmrely knows the hour GI wanna know your passwords
Without changing them in preferences
Cand all the childhood streets and deceasCmed pets that they're referencing [Hook] and iAmn the box I’ll type, I’ll Dknow all the numbers to try, GI wanna know the lyrics that you tEmhink of when you’re high
cause CI’m in love with strangers who I’ve nDever even seen in love with wBmeird cut bangs and sweaters swaying kEmind of awkwardly CI’m in love with fresh air friends from Doverheated houses till I Bmuber up a giant park and dump my body iEmn my dorm bed
Choney, you are nothing to me, I dDon’t call people anything that’s tBmhought to be so Emsweet the Cspeech is coming back with a veDngeance it sGeems
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Gand all these pretend spouses are a happy storybook, that’ll tCurn to stark non-fiction iDn the time it took for me to notice Gthat I’m old, which means I’ll be 30 and happy likely mCarried to personified bDusiness casual khakis
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andAm I’ll forget about it when I wDake up late and stupid BmI tried to tell the uber driver tiEmll he tried to hit it CI tried to tell myself because I’ve cDome this far along caBmrrying my zombie arm to the Em15th grade prom
Choney you are nothing to me I donD’t call people anything that’s tBmhought to be Emso sweet the Cspeech is coming back with a veDngeance it sGeems Em the Cspeech is coming back with a veDngeance it sGeems