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Capo: 8 Tuning: E A D G B E
Capo 8th fret (F#) is a mistake she made in verse 3 of this performance, but I think it works great and sounds cool :) [Intro] (Finger picking) D D G Gm e|------2-----------------2-----------------3-----3\-2--0-----3-----3-2-p----| B|--------3---3\-2--0-------3---3\-2--0-------3-----------------3-----2---p--| G|----------2-----------------2-----------------4-------------3---3---2------| D|---------------------------------------------------------------------------| A|---------------------------------------------------------------------------| E|---------------------------------------------------------------------------| D D G Gm e|------2-----------------2-----------------3-----3\-2--0-----3-----3-2-p----| B|--------3---3\-2--0-------3---3\-2--0-------3-----------------3-----2---p--| G|----------2-----------------2-----------------4-------------3---3---2-----p| D|---------------------------------------------------------------------------| A|---------------------------------------------------------------------------| E|---------------------------------------------------------------------------| [Verse 1]
Just to Dstart this off, thDis isn’t the startG of anything/ JustGm a song that I can sing to you/ we're e|------2-----------------2-----------------3-----3\-2--0-----3-----3-2-p----| B|--------3---3\-2--0-------3---3\-2--0-------3-----------------3-----2---p--| G|----------2-----------------2-----------------4-------------3---3---2-----p| D|---------------------------------------------------------------------------| A|---------------------------------------------------------------------------| E|---------------------------------------------------------------------------|
standingD in a graveyard/ AD presumably dead aGrm popped through Gmthe grass/ And who doesn’t talk about that? e|------2-----------------2-----------------3-----3\-2--0-----3-----3-2-p----| B|--------3---3\-2--0-------3---3\-2--0-------3-----------------3-----2---p--| G|----------2-----------------2-----------------4-------------3---3---2-----p| D|---------------------------------------------------------------------------| A|---------------------------------------------------------------------------| E|---------------------------------------------------------------------------|
Honey, yDou are nothing to Dme but alcohol andG dopamine/ I’m dyiGmng on the sofa and I barely know the time e|------2-----------------2-----------------3-----3\-2--0-----3-----3-2-p----| B|--------3---3\-2--0-------3---3\-2--0-------3-----------------3-----2---p--| G|----------2-----------------2-----------------4-------------3---3---2-----p| D|---------------------------------------------------------------------------| A|---------------------------------------------------------------------------| E|---------------------------------------------------------------------------|
Like an Dold man, say I recDkon, I love you foGr a millisecond/ BGmut I don’t wear a watch or Rolex/ And my brain's a toddler roller- e|------2-----------------2-----------------3-----3\-2--0-----3-----3-2-p----| B|--------3---3\-2--0-------3---3\-2--0-------3-----------------3-----2---p--| G|----------2-----------------2-----------------4-------------3---3---2-----p| D|---------------------------------------------------------------------------| A|---------------------------------------------------------------------------| E|---------------------------------------------------------------------------|
Em A D E7 no 5 skating down a hill/I took a spill and ran into a tree and suffered minor injuries e|----------------------------------2------------------0---------------------| B|------------------2------------------3---3-----------0---------------------| G|-----0---------------2---2-------------2-----1-------1---------------------| D|--------2---2----------2-------0-------------0-------0---------------------| A|----------2---0--------------------------------------0---------------------| E|-0-------------------------------------------0-------0---------------------| [Refrain]
Em7Honey, you are notAhing to me/ I dDon’t call people anything thought to be so sweet e|---------------------------------2-------------2---------------------------| B|-----0------------2-----------------3---3---------3---3--------------------| G|---------------------2---2------------2-------------2----------------------| D|-----------------------2----0---------------0------------------------------| A|--------------0------------------------------------------------------------| E|-0------3-2-0--------------------------------------------------------------|
[Verse 2]
But I’m Djust being bitchy/D nearly everyone sGkipped over me on/Gm our twilight hour meet-and-greet e|------2-----------------2-----------------3-----3\-2--0-----3-----3-2-p----| B|--------3---3\-2--0-------3---3\-2--0-------3-----------------3-----2---p--| G|----------2-----------------2-----------------4-------------3---3---2-----p| D|---------------------------------------------------------------------------| A|---------------------------------------------------------------------------| E|---------------------------------------------------------------------------|
One coDffee-table theaterD scene/ One "DisreGgard the soaring cGmhick back there in Corner 3/ I’d rather let the poor kid sleep" e|----2-----------------2-----------------3-----3\-2--0-----3-----3-2-p-----2| B|------3---3\-2--0-------3---3\-2--0-------3-----------------3-----2---p---2| G|--------2-----------------2-----------------4-------------3---3---2-----p-2| D|---------------------------------------------------------------------------| A|---------------------------------------------------------------------------| E|---------------------------------------------------------------------------|
But he’sD tripping balls, hDe’s tripping testeGs/ LSD, post-wisdoGmm teeth/ He got lost in the shower and he barely knows the hour e|------2-----------------2-----------------3-----3\-2--0-----3-----3-2-p----| B|--------3---3\-2--0-------3---3\-2--0-------3-----------------3-----2---p--| G|----------2-----------------2-----------------4-------------3---3---2-----p| D|---------------------------------------------------------------------------| A|---------------------------------------------------------------------------| E|---------------------------------------------------------------------------|
I wanna Dknow your passwordDs/ Without changinGg them in PreferenGmces/ And all the childhood streets/And deceased pets that they're referencing e|------2-----------------2-----------------3-----3\-2--0-----3-----3-2-p----| B|--------3---3\-2--0-------3---3\-2--0-------3-----------------3-----2---p--| G|----------2-----------------2-----------------4-------------3---3---2-----p| D|---------------------------------------------------------------------------| A|---------------------------------------------------------------------------| E|---------------------------------------------------------------------------|
Em A D E7 no 5 And in the box, I’ll type, I’ll know all the numbers to try/ I wanna know the lyrics that you think of when you’re high e|----------------------------------2------------------0---------------------| B|------------------2------------------3---3-----------0---------------------| G|-----0---------------2---2-------------2-----1-------1---------------------| D|--------2---2----------2-------0-------------0-------0---------------------| A|----------2---0--------------------------------------0---------------------| E|-0-------------------------------------------0-------0---------------------| (Begin strumming)
I’Emm in love with stArangers A7who I’veF# never eF#7ven seenBm/ In lovBm7e with weird-cut bangs/ And sweaters swaying kind of awkwardly e|----------------0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2------------| B|----------------2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3------------| G|----------------2-2-2-2-0-0-0-0-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-4-4-4-4-2-2-2-2------------| D|----------------2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-4-4-4-4-2-2-2-2-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4------------| A|----------------0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2------------| E|0-0-0-0-0-3-2-0-----------------2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2------------|
I’Em/Gm in lovEme with fAresh-airA7 friendsF# from ovF#7erheatedBm houses/Bm7 'Til I Uber up a giant park and dump my body in my apartment e|0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2------------| B|0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3------------| G|0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-2-2-2-2-0-0-0-0-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-4-4-4-4-2-2-2-2------------| D|2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-4-4-4-4-2-2-2-2-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4------------| A|2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2------------| E|3-3-3-3-0-0-0-0-----------------2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2------------|
[Refrain}
HoEmney, you are notAhing to A7me/ I doF#n’t callF#7 people Bm/F#anythingBm7/F# thought to be so sweet the/ e|0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2------------| B|0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3------------| G|0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-2-2-2-2-0-0-0-0-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-4-4-4-4-2-2-2-2------------| D|2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-4-4-4-4-2-2-2-2-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4------------| A|2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2------------| E|0-0-0-0-0-3-2-0-----------------2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2------------|
spEm/Geech is Emcoming bAack with a vengeD/F#ance, it seems e|0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2------------| B|0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3------------| G|0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2------------| D|2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0------------| A|2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0------------| E|3-3-3-3-0-0-0-0-----------------2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2------------|
[Verse 3]
alD/F#l these pretend spouses are a haEm/Gppy storEmybook/ TAhat will turn to stark nonfiction/ In the time it took for me to notice e|2--------------------------------------------------------------------------| B|3---------------------------3-3-----------------2--------------------------| G|2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-0---------------2--------------------------| D|0-------------------------------2---------------2--------------------------| A|0-------------------------------2---------------0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0------------| E|2-------------------------------3-3-3-3-0-0-0-0----------------------------|
thDat I’m old/ Which means I’ll be Em/G30 and hEmappy/ LiAkely marA7ried to personified business-casual khakis e|---------------------------------------------------------------------------| B|3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-----------------2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2------------| G|2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-0-------0-----0-2-2-2-2-0-0-0-0------------| D|--------------------------------2-------2-----2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2------------| A|--------------------------------2-------2-----2-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0------------| E|--------------------------------3-3-3-3-0-0-0-0----------------------------|
(F#) Em A F#7 Bm Bm7 And i’ll forget about it when I wake up late and stupid/ I tried to tell the uber driver 'til he tried to hit it/ I tried (finger picking) e|2-2------0------------------------------------------------------------------| B|2-2------0------2------------2-------------3--------------------------------| G|3-3------0----------2----------3---------4---2------------------------------| D|4-4------2------------2----------2-----4-------4----------------------------| A|4-4------2---0----------0----------4-2-----------2--------------------------| E|2-2------0----------------2------------------------2------------------------|
toEm tell myselfA because IF#’ve come this faBm/F#r along/Bm7/F# Carrying my zombie arm to 17th-grade prom (strum) e|---------0--0--0-0--0-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-----------------------| B|---------0--2--2-2--2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-----------------------| G|---------0--2--2-2--2-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-4-4-4-4-2-2-2-2-----------------------| D|---------2--2--2-2--2-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-----------------------| A|---------2--0--0-0--0-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-----------------------| E|0---3-0--0-----3------2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-----------------------|
[Refrain]
HoEmney, you are nothAing to me/ F#7I don’t call Bmpeople aBm7nything thought to be so sweet/ The (finger picking) e|0---------------------------------------------------------------------------| B|0-----------------2------------2---------------3----------------------------| G|0--------------------2------------3----------4---2--------------------------| D|2----------------------2------------4-2----4-------4------------------------| A|2-------------0----------0---------------2-----------2----------------------| E|0-------3-2-0--------------2------------------------------------------------|
Em A D E7 no 5 speech is coming back with a vengeance, it seems e|-----------------------------2----------------------------------------------| B|-----3-------2-------------------3------------------------------------------| G|-------------2---------------------2----1-----------------------------------| D|-------------------------0-----------0--0-----------------------------------| A|-------------0--------------------------------------------------------------| E|0------3-2-0----------------------------0-----------------------------------|
ThEme speech is cAoming baDck with a vengeancDe, it seems/ G oooooooooooo Gm e|---------------------2-----------------2-----------------3-----3\-2--0-----3-----3-\2-p------2| B|-----3-------2---------3---3\-2--0-------3---3\-2--0-------3-----------------3-----\2---p----3| G|-------------2-----------2-----------------2-----------------4-------------3---3---\2-----p--2| D|---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------0| A|-------------0--------------------------------------------------------------------------------| E|0------3-2-0----------------------------------------------------------------------------------|
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