Sidney Gish - Impostor syndrome

^GUnfortunately I am ^EmMy own dog, my own fur companion ^Ammy own old lady on a forum ^Dwho types in glittery decorum ^GUnfortunately I take ^EmMyself out walking every day ^AmI hand my legs to the feet and ^DI give my head to the leash

^Amevery other day i’m wondering ^Dwhat’s a human being gotta be like ^Gwhat’s a way to just be competent ^Emthese sweet instincts ruin my life ^Amevery other day I’m wondering ^Dwas it a mistake to try and define ^Gwhat I’m certain’s mad incompetence ^Emthese sweet instincts ruin my life

^GI cant smell well, or tell the time. ^EmNot K through 8, nor K-dash-9. ^Am(For human, grossly underqualified ^DFor canine, grossly overqualified) ^GI don’t blend in at pet smart ^EmThat truth holds true at the wal mart ^AmIn either case they say to me ^Dwhat the fuck is lost in aisle 3

^Amevery other day i’m wondering ^Dwhat’s a human being gotta be like ^Gwhat’s a way to just be competent ^Emthese sweet instincts ruin my life ^Amevery other day I’m wondering ^Dwas it a mistake to try and define ^Gwhat I’m certain’s mad incompetence ^Emthese sweet instincts ruin my life

^Gso just watch me, moving far away ^Emnobody even knows my name and ^Amno one suspects that I’m not fine, and ^Dnobody outs behavioral frankenstein ^Gjust look at victor in LA ^Emand syd with the y; state U of A, ^Amand all the majors at the labels- ^Drebooting soon as i am able

^Amevery other day i’m wondering ^Dwhat’s a human being gotta be like ^Gwhat’s a way to just be competent ^Emthese sweet instincts ruin my life ^Amevery other day I’m wondering ^Dwas it a mistake to try and define ^Gwhat I’m certain’s mad incompetence ^Emthese sweet instincts ruin my life

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