Tuning: G C E A

Chords at 1:08: Am: x000 Bm: x222 Cm: x333 [Verse 1]

^G Un^Emfortun^Cately I ^Dam ^G My o^Emwn dog, m^Cy own fur c^Dompani^D#mon ^Em My own old ^Alady on a forum ^C Who types in ^Cmglittery decorum

^G Un^Emfortunat^Cely I ^Dtake ^G Mys^Emelf out ^Cwalking every ^Dday ^D#m ^Em I hand my ^Alegs to the feet and ^C I give my ^Cmhead to the leash

[Chorus]

^Am Every other ^Dday I’m wondering ^G What’s a human ^E7being gotta be like ^Am What’s a way to ^Djust be competent ^G These sweet instincts ^E7ruin my life

^Am Every other ^Dday I’m wondering ^G Was it a mis^E7take to try and define ^Am What I’m certain’s ^Dmad incompetence ^G These sweet instincts^Am ^Bm ^Cm ruin my life

[Verse 2]

^G I c^Eman't smell w^Cell, or tell t^Dhe time. ^G Not K^Em through 8^C, nor K - 9^D. ^D# ^Em (For human, ^Agrossly underqualified ^C For canine, ^Cmgrossly overqualified)

^G I do^Emn’t blend ^Cin at Pet-^DSmart ^G That tru^Emth rem^Cains for the ^DWal^D#mart ^Em 'Cause in either ^Acase they say to me ^C "What the fuck is ^Cmlost in aisle 3?"

[Chorus]

^Am Every other ^Dday I’m wondering ^G What’s a human ^E7being gotta be like ^Am What’s a way to ^Djust be competent ^G These sweet instincts ^E7ruin my life

^Am Every other ^Dday I’m wondering ^G Was it a mis^E7take to try and define ^Am What I’m certain’s ^Dmad incompetence ^G These sweet instincts^Am ^Bm ^Cm ruin my life

[Solo] Am D G E Am D G G ----Key Change---- [If chords become too hard, play previous chords in the verse and chorus with capo on 2nd] A F#m D E A F#m D E Fm F#m B D Dm [Verse 3]

^A Just ^F#mwatch me, m^Doving far a^Eway ^A No^F#mbody e^Dven knows my n^Eame a^Fmnd ^F#m No one sus^Bpects that I’m not fine, and ^D Nobody ^Dmouts behavioral Frankenstein

^A Just ^F#mlook at ^DVictor in L^EA ^A And Syd ^F#mwith the ^Dy; State U of ^EA, ^Fm ^F#m And all the ^Bmajors at the labels - ^D Rebooting ^Dmsoon as I am able

[Chorus]

^Bm Every other ^Eday I’m wondering ^A What’s a human ^F#7being gotta be like ^Bm What’s a way to ^Ejust be competent ^A These sweet instincts ^F#7ruin my life

^Bm Every other ^Eday I’m wondering ^A Was it a mis^F#7take to try and define ^Bm What I’m certain’s ^Emad incompetence ^A These sweet instincts ^F#7ruin my life

[Outro]

^Bm Da da da da ^Eda da dadada ^A Da da da da ^F#7da da dadada ^Bm Da da da da ^Eda da dadada ^A These sweet instincts ^F#7ruin my life

^Bm Da da da da ^Eda da dadada ^A Da da da da ^F#7da da dadada ^Bm Da da da da ^Eda da dadada ^A These sweet ^F#7instincts ruin my life

[Outro Chords] Bm E A F#7 Bm E A

Sidney Gish - Impostor syndrome