Shakey Graves - Late july

^DOh gold digger took my money yeah ^DDipped my heart and hands in honey ^AmSnake Lady done stole my savings Told gold digger she was having my ^Gbabies ^GWell, gold digger swung, snake lady fell I took Gold Digger up to ^CChapel ^GHill Oh, I married her ^Dfast, murdered her young Oh, ^Gtook my money back and ^Cmade my ^Grun

^DWell, bus driver, all in red ^DYeah, go pull this bus over and end up dead ^AmYeah go drive this bus down to Mexico Park it on a cliff where that good grass ^Ggrows ^GTill a chopper came along one sunny day Oh, to burn my crops, ^Clock me a^Gway

^GWell I'm eager, young and qualified ^CGot a date ^Dwith that chair, oh, in ^Alate July Mmmmmmm

^DYeah so, tell my momma, old and grey ^DSittin’ a-a home weepin’ away ^AmOh, her only boy washed down the drain Gonna take her son a^Gway Well, momma should be ^Dproud of me Oh, I l^Gived like a man, I'll d^Cie like a k^Ging

Cause I'm ^Deager, young and qualified Got a ^Gdate with that chair, oh, in ^Clate J^Guly ^GOoooh

^DYeah so, tell my papa his old and fat ^DHis chewin’ his cigar with his hair slicked back ^AmYeah, roll him over, beat him black Say it’s from that boy oh, he never ^Ghad ^GWell, papa should be I my place Oh, fry like bacon, ^Chang like ^Glace

^DCause I'm eager, young and qualified Got a ^Gdate with that chair, oh, in late July G A G D G A G D Am

^DCall Big Betty, yeah, my old squeeze ^DKiss you so good, you go weak in the knees ^AmCome to see her old man pop I want to have you ^Gthere, when my big heart stops But don't you worry, ^Cdon't you ^Gfret No I won't die with ^Cno regr^Gets

Because I'm ^Deager, young and qualified Well I'm ^Deager, young and s^Ctarry-^Geyed Well the ^Cbig leagues call, oh you know that I reply I got a ^Gdate with that chair, oh, in l^Cate Ju^Gly D A D G A G D Oh it's ^Dcoming up mighty, mighty, mighty fast just like ^COoooh ^GJust like ^Doooooh