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Tuning: D A D F# A D
** I am referencing this recording, https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eUkSTnUK_T0&feature=youtu.be , to write this tab, per the UG community's request. The request is for Chords, but I feel it would be silly to not at least write out the tabs for the Intro and Hook, which painstakingly took 4hrs :\ Enjoy! Once you have the Intro and Hook down then it should be easy to follow the lead sheet. Time signature: 4/4 Tuning: Dadgad [Intro] 1 + 2 + 3 + 4 + 1 + 2 + 3 a 4 e + 1 2 3 + 4 1 2 3 a 4 e + d|------------------|-------------------|12--11----------|------------------| a|------------------|-------------------|----------------|------------------| g|----------11--9---|7---9---11---------|---------11-9---|7--11--9----------| d|------------0---0-|--0---0----0-----0-|--0---0--0----0-|--0--0----0-----0-| a|------------------|------------ 8/9---|----------------|------------8/9---| D|----------0---0---|0---0---0----------|0---0--0----0---|0--0---0----------| 1 + 2 + 3 + 4 + 1 + 2 + 3 a 4 e + 1 2 + 3 + 4 1 2 3 4 e + a 1 + 2 + 3 + 4 e + d|-12---11----------|-------------------|12--11---------|------------------0-|-------0----------------| a|------------------|-------------------|---------------|--------------------|------------------------| g|----------11--9---|7---9---11---------|----------11-9-|7---11--9-----------|0-----------------------| d|----0---0---0---0-|--0---0----0-----0-|---0--0---0----|--0---0---0-----9---|----9-----9----9------9-| a|------------------|------------ 8/9---|---------------|------------9/10----|-------10---10----9/10--| D|--0---0---0---0---|0---0---0----------|0---0---0----0-|0---0---0-----------|------------------------ | (Hold) 1 + 1 + a 2 + 3 4 + a 1 e + 2 3 4 d|0------------------|-----------------------------|-------------------| a|-------------------|-----------------------------|-------------------| g|-------------------|------6---------7----------6-|--------6----------| d|---9----9---9----9-|----8-------8------8------8--|--8-----8----------| a|10---10---10--10---|9-------9-------9-----9------|----9--------------| D|-------------------|-----------------------------|-------------------| 1 + 2 + 3 + 4 + 1 + 2 + 3 + 4 + d|-----------------------|-----------------------|-----------------------|-----------------------| a|-----------------------|-----------------------|-----------------------|-----------------------| g|-----------------------|-----------------------|-----------------------|-----------------------| d|-----------------------|-----------------------|-----------------------|-----------------------| a|---5-----5-----7-----7-|---9-----9-----7-----7-|---5-----5-----7-----7-|---9-----9-----7-----7-| D|5-----5-----5-----5----|5-----5-----5-----5----|5-----5-----5-----5----|5-----5-----5-----5----| 1 + 2 + 3 + 4 + 1 + 2 + 3 + 4 + 1 3 + 4 d|-----------------------|-----------------------|-----------------------|-----------------------| a|-----------------------|-----------------------|-----------------------|-----------------------| g|-----------------------|-----------------------|-----------------------|-----------------------| d|---5-----5-----5-----5-|---5-----5-----5-----5-|---5-----5-----5-----5-|5-------------5--5-----| a|---5-----5-----7-----7-|---9-----9-----7-----7-|5--5--5--5--5--5--5--5-|5-------------5--5-----| D|5-----5-----5-----5----|5-----5-----5-----5----|5-----5-----5-----5----|5-------------5--5-----| [Hook] 1 e + a 2 e + a 3 + 4 + 1 + 2 e + a 3 e + a 4 + d|----------2-----4-------4--------|---3--0-------0-------2---0--| a|------0--------------------------|-----------------------------| g|--4------------------------------|--------2-------0---0--------| d|----4-------4-------4-------4----|---3------3-------2-------0--| a|2-------2-------2-------2--------|1-----1-------0-------0------| D|---------------------------------|-----------------------------| 1 e + 2 e + 3 e + 4 1 e + 2 + 3 d|------------------------------------|----------------------| a|------------------------------------|----------------------| g|------------------------------------|----------------------| d|3--0p-----3--0p-----3--0p-----------|3--0p-----3--5--0-----| a|------0---------0---------0---------|------0---------------| D|3--0p-----3--0p-----3--0p-----------|3--0p-----3--5--0-----| [Verse 1]
Oh Dgold digger took my money yeah Dipped my heart and hands in honey Oh Snake Lady stole my savings Told gold digger she was having my babies Well,G gold digger swung, snake lady fell I F#took Gold Digger up to Chapel Hill Oh,G I married her fast, murdered her young Oh, took my money back and made my run
[Verse 2]
Well, Dbus driver, all in red Yeah, go pull this bus over and end up dead Yeah go drive this bus down to Mexico Park it on a cliff where that good grass grows Till a Gchopper came along one sunny day Oh, toF# burn my crops, lock me away
[Refrain]
Well I'm Geager, young and qualified Got a date with that chair, oh, in late July Ooooh
[Hook] 1 e + a 2 e + a 3 + 4 + 1 + 2 e + a 3 e + a 4 + d|----------2-----4-------4--------|---3--0-------0-------2---0--| a|------0--------------------------|-----------------------------| g|--4------------------------------|--------2-------0---0--------| d|----4-------4-------4-------4----|---3------3-------2-------0--| a|2-------2-------2-------2--------|1-----1-------0-------0------| D|---------------------------------|-----------------------------| 1 e + 2 e + 3 e + 4 1 e + 2 + 3 d|------------------------------------|----------------------| a|------------------------------------|----------------------| g|------------------------------------|----------------------| d|3--0p-----3--0p-----3--0p-----------|3--0p-----3--5--0-----| A|------0---------0---------0---------|------0---------------| D|3--0p-----3--0p-----3--0p-----------|3--0p-----3--5--0-----| [Verse 3]
Oh yea, well DMy mama, old and grey Sittin' at-a home weepin' away Oh. Her only boy washed down the drain Gonna take her son oh and lock him away Well, Gmama should be proud of me Oh, I F#lived like a man, I'll die like a king
[Refrain]
Cause I'm Geager, young and qualified Got a date with that chair, oh, in late July Ooooh
[Verse 4]
But, Dmy pappa his old and fat His chewin his cigar with his hair slicked back Yeah, roll him over, beat him black Say it's from that boy oh he never had WellG, papa should be in my place Oh to F#fry like bacon, hang like lace
[Refrain]
Cause I'm Geager, young and qualified Got a date with that chair, oh, in late July so
[Hook] 1 e + a 2 e + a 3 + 4 + 1 + 2 e + a 3 e + a 4 + d|----------2-----4-------4--------|---3--0-------0-------2---0--| a|------0--------------------------|-----------------------------| g|--4------------------------------|--------2-------0---0--------| d|----4-------4-------4-------4----|---3------3-------2-------0--| a|2-------2-------2-------2--------|1-----1-------0-------0------| D|---------------------------------|-----------------------------| 1 e + 2 e + 3 e + 4 1 e + 2 + 3 d|------------------------------------|----------------------| a|------------------------------------|----------------------| g|------------------------------------|----------------------| d|3--0p-----3--0p-----3--0p-----------|3--0p-----3--5--0-----| a|------0---------0---------0---------|------0---------------| D|3--0p-----3--0p-----3--0p-----------|3--0p-----3--5--0-----| [Verse 5]
CalDl Big Betty, yeah, my old squeeze Kiss you so good, you go weak in the knees Come to see her old man pop I wanna have you there, when my big heart stops
But Gdon't you worry, don't you fret Oh F#I won't die with no regrets
[Refrain]
Because I'm Geager, young and qualified Well I'm eager, young and starry-eyed Well the big leagues call, oh you know that I reply I got a date with that chair, oh, in late July
[Hook] 1 e + a 2 e + a 3 + 4 + 1 + 2 e + a 3 e + a 4 + d|----------2-----4-------4--------|---3--0-------0-------2---0--| a|------0--------------------------|-----------------------------| g|--4------------------------------|--------2-------0---0--------| d|----4-------4-------4-------4----|---3------3-------2-------0--| A|2-------2-------2-------2--------|1-----1-------0-------0------| D|---------------------------------|-----------------------------| 1 e + 2 e + 3 e + 4 1 e + 2 + 3 d|------------------------------------|----------------------| a|------------------------------------|----------------------| g|------------------------------------|----------------------| d|3--0p-----3--0p-----3--0p-----------|3--0p-----3--5--0-----| A|------0---------0---------0---------|------0---------------| D|3--0p-----3--0p-----3--0p-----------|3--0p-----3--5--0-----| ************************************ | / Slide up | p Pull-off ************************************