Screeching Weasel - I wanna be a homosexual
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* (chord)^ = chord is arpeggiated
* All E chords are X 7 9 9 X X X and all F# chords are X 9 11 11 X X X.
* Lyrics are my best guess, as a sheet is not included with the album.
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["I Wanna Be a Homosexual"]
Lead intro:
(rhythm chords): B^ E^ C#^ E^ B^ E^
E----------12-11----------------12-11--------------------------11-
B--(bass)--------12--(bass)--12-------12----12----12--12-12-12----
G----------------------------------------11-----------------------
C#^ E^ B^ E^
E----------------------------12-11-------------------------12-11--
B--12-----12----12----12-12--------12----12----12----12-12--------
G-----11-----11----11-----------------11----11----11--------------
C#^ E^ B E
E----------------------------------------14--14-14--14-14-14--14--
B--12----12----12----12----12----12-------------------------------
G-----11----11----11----11----11----11----------------------------
C# E B
E--14-14--14-14-14--14--14-14--14-14-14--14--14-14--14-14-14--14--
B-----------------------------------------------------------------
G-----------------------------------------------------------------
E C# E
E--14-14--14-14-14-15-14-14--14-14-14--14--14-14--14-14-14-12-11-----
B----------------------------------------------------------------12--
G--------------------------------------------------------------------
B E C#
E-----11-12-11----11-12-11----11-12-11----11-12-11----11-12-11--
B--12----------12----------12----------12----------12-----------
G---------------------------------------------------------------
E B
E-----11-12-11----11-12-11----11-12-11----11-12-11----11-12-11--
B--12----------12----------12----------12----------12-----------
G---------------------------------------------------------------
E C# E B
E-----11-12-11----11-12-11----11-12-11----11-12-11-12-11-12-11----|
B--12----------12----------12----------12----------------------12-|
G-----------------------------------------------------------------|
[B / C# / E] x2
[Verse]:
B I got a little list and I've been working out my C#limp wriEst
B See you in orange drag(?), I think I wanna be a C#faggot, maEn
BMincing ninny(?), prince and fairy, C#merry Elittle quBeen
A fruit-splitter's(?) wet dream, a dance boy with C#wing(?) E
[Chorus]:
B I wanna F#be, I G#wanna be a EhomosexBual
I wanna F#be, G#wanna be a EhomosexBual
I wanna F#be, G#wanna be a EhomosexBual
I wanna F#be G# E
[Verse]:
Shock the middle class, take it up your punk rock ass
You rub your little thing when you see phony dykes in Penthouse magazine
So what's the difference, Mister Greenwrench (?), you just need a man
A beefy little fag to take you out in drag, oh yeah
[Repeat chorus]
[Bridge]:
E Call me a F#faggot, call me a D#butt-lovin', fudge packin' G#queer
I don't Ecare cause it's the straight in F#straight edge
That makes me D#wanna drink your G#beer and be a Epansy, and be a F#homo
[Verse]:
Shock the middle class, take it up your punk rock ass
You rub your puny thing when you see studs with tight jeans pass you on the
street
Who wears short shorts, you wear short shorts, you're so full of ***
Why don't you admit you don't have the balls to be a queer
[Repeat chorus and end on B]
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