Screeching Weasel - I wanna be a homosexual
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Tuning: E A D G B E
Screeching Weasel
I Wanna Be a Homosexual
from Kill the Musicians (1989)
[DISCLAIMER]
I didn't see chords on here and barely any correct lyrics.
Also key is tuned a half step down, so transpose it up a step to C instead
if you want to play with the record.
[INTRO]
B C# E x2
[Verse]:
BI got a little lisp and I've been working on my limC#p wrist-E-
BWomen are a drag, I think I wanna be a faC#ggot, mEan
BMincing ninny, a prancing fairy, merC#ry litEtle queBen
C#A Bruce LaBruce wet dBream, a nC#ancy boy with wBings--
[Chorus]:
BI wanna beF#, I waG#nna be a hoEmosexuaBl
I wanna F#be, wanG#na be a homEosexualB
I wanna F#be, G#wanna be a EhomosexBual
I F#wannG#a beE
[Verse]:
BShock the middle class, take it up your punk rock C#assE!---
BYou rub your little thing when you see phony dykes in Penthouse magaC#zinEe
BSo what's the difference, Mr. Cream Rinse, C#you justE need a mBan
C#A beefy little Bfag to tC#ake you out in drEag, oh yeah!B--
[Repeat chorus]
[Bridge]:
ECall me a faF#ggot, call me a buD#tt-lovin', fudge packin' quG#eer -- I. don't. Ecare
cause it's the straight in straF#ight edge
That makes me wD#anna drink your bG#eer
and be a pEansy,
and be a hF#omo
[Verse]:
BShock the middle class, take it up your punk rock C#assE!--
BYou rub your puny thing when you see studs with tight jeans C#pass you on the Bstreet
BWho wears short shorts, you wear short shorts, C#you're so fEull of sBh*t!
C#Why don't you aBdmit you don't have the bC#alls to bEe a queeBr!
[Repeat chorus and end on B]