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SomeGtimes I can be perfectly sweet Got this D/F#sugary me all stuffed up in my sleeve And I'll tFalk of ponies and rainbows and things And I'm jCust who you want me to be GLike most creatures down here on the ground I'm compD/F#osed of the elements moving around And I gFrow and change and I shift and I switch And it tCurns out I'm actually kind of a bitch But tDhat only happens when I get provoked By some pAmiece of shit asshole we all sadly know And I Dsit and I write while reminding you all That mean Csongs are still better than gDoing postal
That guy's an Gasshole And that girl's a D/F#bitch Baby it's Amnatural No getting awEmay from D/F#it So sing it out Gwith me And then let it D/F#go AmFuck that guy he's D/F#just an assholeG AsshoD/F#le, asshAmole, assD/F#hole
I sGee I've surprised you with some of my words And I D/F#know that surprises, while fun, still can hurt And I Fhate to think that I've ruined the day With the dCick and the queen of the high-horse parade But I'm sGick and tired of your poisonous ways You're a D/F#toxin wasting perfectly good space FAnd I say what I think 'Cause it's Cmore economic than dDrugs or a drink
That guy's an Gasshole And that girl's a D/F#bitch Baby it's nAmatural No getting awEmay from D/F#it So sing it out Gwith me And then let it D/F#go AmFuck that guy he's D/F#just an asshEmole
And I won't let him in
BmUnder my sAmkin You're a sad sack of sEmhit It's patDhetic AmJust a festering sore Em Who will never be mCore than that If I don't lD7et it
That guy's an Gasshole And that girl's a D/F#bitch Baby it's Amnatural No getting awaEmy from iD/F#t So sing it out Gwith me And then let it D/F#go AmFuck that guy he's D/F#just an asshGole (That guy's an asshole) And that girl's a bD/F#itch Baby it's nAmatural No getting awEmay from iD/F#t So sing it out wGith me And then let it gD/F#o AmFuck that guy he's D/F#just an asshGole G