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Capo: 3
Capo on 3rd fret :) Note (slide pattern): At the "fuck that guy he's just an asshole" line there's a little slide starting at Gm and then sliding down 2 frets then 1 more fret than 2 more frets than 2 more frets than 1 more fret than one more fret. That's the only way I know how to explain it sorry. Or I guess you could just play Gm the whole line. If you listen to the song though you'll hopefully understand it. I'll put "(slide pattern)" in the song where you play it. First verse:
FSometimes I can be perfectly sweet CGot the sugary me all stuffed up in my sleeve GmAnd I talk of ponies and rainbows and things BbAnd I'm just who you want me to be
FBut like most creatures down here on the ground CI'm composed of the elements moving around GmI grow and change and I shift and I switch BbAnd it turns out I'm actually kind of a bitch
CBut that only happens when I get provoked GmBy some piece of shit asshole we all sadly know CAnd I sit and I write while reminding you all BbThat mean songs are still better than going postal
Chorus:
FAnd that guy's an asshole CThat girl's a bitch GmBaby it's natural BbNo getting away from it FSo sing it out with me CAnd then let it go Gm (slide pattern) Fuck that guy, he's just an asshole FAsshCole.Gm...aBbsshole
Second Verse:
FI see I've surprised you with some of my words CAnd I know that surprises, while fun, still can hurt GmAnd I hate to think that I've ruined the day BbOf the dick and the queen of the high horse parade
FBut I'm sick and tired of your poisonous ways CYou're a toxin
Wasting perfectly good space
GmAnd I say what I think Bb'Cause it's more economic
Than drugs or a drink Chorus:
FAnd that guy's an asshole CThat girl's a bitch GmBaby it's natural BbNo getting away from it FSo sing it out with me CAnd then let it go Gm (slide pattern) Fuck that guy, he's just an asshole
Bridge:
BbNo I won't let him in,Am under my skin GmHe's a sad sack of shit,F it's pathAmetic BbJust a festering sore Am Who will never be moGmre if I don't lCet him
Chorus:
FThat guy's an asshole CThat girl's a bitch GmBaby it's natural BbNo getting away from it FSo sing it out with me CAnd then let it go Gm (slide pattern) Fuck that guy, he's just an asshole
Repeat once and fade out and end on F :)