Ron Sexsmith - Eye candy

^GSipping on a ^Fblack Dakota ^Fpint ^GThe joint is jumping ^Fon a Sunday ^Fnight But then ^Dmsomething wicked this way ^Dmcomes Dm7 G G+5(aug) Sticking out like two sore thumbs ^FEye candy ^FEar poison ^FOh Mother, k^Feep your boys in ^F‘Cause uptown came^G downtown An^Fd now they keep ^Ghanging ar^Found

^GThey didn't wanna ^Flisten to no ^Fband ^GWhy don't they grab a ^Fcab back to club^Fland Now they're ^Dmcoming on to every ^Dmguy Dm7 G G+5(aug) Like two drunken socialites ^FEye candy ^FEar poison ^FOh Mother, k^Feep your boys in ^F‘Cause uptown cam^Ge downtown An^Fd now they keep ^Ghanging around ^FIt's uncanny ^FWhat the wind blows ^Fin Oh Brother, you'd ^Fthink what goes in ^FMust come out b^Gut somehow It's been ^Fdumbed down and now they're ^Ghanging ar^Found

You should ^Dmsee the way they dance Rubbing up against everybody's ^Gleg And ^Dmlike a bad masseuse

Rubs me the ^Gwrong way F F | F F |

Well now ^Dmsomething wicked this way ^Dmcomes Dm7 G G+5(aug) Sticking out like two sore thumbs ^FEye Candy ^FEar poison ^FOh Mother, ^Fkeep your boys in ^FCause high brow came l^Gow brow And our^F eyebrows may n^Gever come down ^FIt can't be ^FScreen’s frozen ^FOh Brother, ^Fkeep your nose clean ^FCause upload came d^Gownload With a ^Ftruck load of trouble ??^G?bout to ^Fexplode ^FEye Candy ^FEar poison ^FOh Mother, ^Fkeep your boys in ^FCause uptown came d^Gowntown And ^Fnow they keep h^Ganging ar^Found