Ron Sexsmith - Eye candy

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^DThey didn't wanna ^Clisten to no ^Gband ^DWhy don't they grab a ^Ccab back to club^Gland Now they're ^Bmcoming on to every ^Emguy Am7 D D+5(aug) Like two drunken socialites ^GEye candy ^CEar poison ^GOh Mother, k^Ceep your boys in ^G‘Cause uptown cam^De downtown An^Cd now they keep ^Dhanging around ^GIt's uncanny ^CWhat the wind blows ^Gin Oh Brother, you'd ^Cthink what goes in ^GMust come out b^Dut somehow It's been ^Cdumbed down and now they're ^Dhanging ar^Gound

You should ^Amsee the way they dance Rubbing up against everybody's ^Dleg And ^Amlike a bad masseuse

Rubs me the ^Dwrong way G C | G C |

Well now ^Bmsomething wicked this way ^Emcomes Am7 D D+5(aug) Sticking out like two sore thumbs ^GEye Candy ^CEar poison ^GOh Mother, ^Ckeep your boys in ^GCause high brow came l^Dow brow And our^C eyebrows may n^Dever come down ^GIt can't be ^CScreen’s frozen ^GOh Brother, ^Ckeep your nose clean ^GCause upload came d^Download With a ^Ctruck load of trouble ??^D?bout to ^Gexplode ^GEye Candy ^CEar poison ^GOh Mother, ^Ckeep your boys in ^GCause uptown came d^Downtown And ^Cnow they keep h^Danging ar^Gound