Rodney Carrington - Married to my pickup truck

^FI'm getting married to my p^Fickup truck ^GIt never leaves me when I'm ^Fdown on my luck ^FIt doesn't shop at f^Fancy stores Or have a ^Glawyer, or want a divorce ^Fit doesn't care if I ^Fstay out late ^GIt doesn't bitch about the^F money I make We'll be together til^Fl the end ^G

^FI'm gonna get down ^Gon one knee, ^FAnd ask my truck if it'll^G marry me ^FI'll never drive an^Gother car, ^FWe'll honeymoon at the ti^Gtty bar

^FI'm gonna have the t^Fime of my life The exh^Gaust pipes are tighter than my ex-wife ^FYou think I'm crazy but l^Fisten to this I can br^Ging home a hooker and it won't get pissed, no ^FWedding ring won't co^Fst me a buck, when I^G'm getting married to my pickup, pickup t^Fruck