Rodney Carrington - Married to my pickup truck

^GI'm getting married to my p^Cickup truck ^DIt never leaves me when I'm ^Gdown on my luck ^GIt doesn't shop at f^Cancy stores Or have a ^Dlawyer, or want a divorce ^Git doesn't care if I ^Cstay out late ^DIt doesn't bitch about the^G money I make We'll be together til^Cl the end ^D

^CI'm gonna get down ^Don one knee, ^CAnd ask my truck if it'll^D marry me ^CI'll never drive an^Dother car, ^CWe'll honeymoon at the ti^Dtty bar

^GI'm gonna have the t^Cime of my life The exh^Daust pipes are tighter than my ex-wife ^GYou think I'm crazy but l^Cisten to this I can br^Ding home a hooker and it won't get pissed, no ^GWedding ring won't co^Cst me a buck, when I^D'm getting married to my pickup, pickup t^Gruck