Rodney Carrington - If you play your cards wrong

If you p^Flay your cards wrong, you can ta^Fke me home tonight ^GYou've got all the makings of m^Fy futu^Gre ex-w^Fife ^FI've got three bucks my credit sucks and my fu^Fture don't look too bright so if you pl^Gay your cards wrong, you can t^Fake me ho^Gme tonig^Fht

Some c^Amall me a loser and a ^Flazy no-good slob I've lost my ^Amhouse, I've got no car and ^GI can't keep a job but I've ^Fgot a big heart, and anoth^Ger part Take me h^Amome you'll understand ^FBecause my genit^Galia looks l^Fike a p^Gringles c^Fan

If you p^Flay your cards w^Grong, you can ^Amtake me home tonight F G F G and ^Fwhen I pull my pants down, hey you won't believe i'm white and i^Ft's been said that I'm mister ed, but don't ^Fworry I won't bite if you p^Glay your cards wrong, you can ^Ftake me h^Gome ton^Fight

Some c^Amall me dishonest And they s^Fay I'm just lying But ^AmI've peed next to old john holmes and D (let ring) He started crying. On a s^Funny day, I'v^Ge got it made Em (let ring) Get under my wiener if you need shade

I^Ff you play your cards wrong, you can take me home tonight F G F G I^Ff you play your cards wrong, you can take me home tonight