Rodney Carrington - If you play your cards wrong

If you p^Glay your cards wrong, you can ta^Cke me home tonight ^DYou've got all the makings of m^Cy futu^Dre ex-w^Gife ^GI've got three bucks my credit sucks and my fu^Cture don't look too bright so if you pl^Day your cards wrong, you can t^Cake me ho^Dme tonig^Ght

Some c^Emall me a loser and a ^Clazy no-good slob I've lost my ^Emhouse, I've got no car and ^DI can't keep a job but I've ^Cgot a big heart, and anoth^Der part Take me h^Emome you'll understand ^CBecause my genit^Dalia looks l^Cike a p^Dringles c^Gan

If you p^Clay your cards w^Drong, you can ^Emtake me home tonight C D C D and ^Gwhen I pull my pants down, hey you won't believe i'm white and i^Gt's been said that I'm mister ed, but don't ^Cworry I won't bite if you p^Dlay your cards wrong, you can ^Ctake me h^Dome ton^Gight

Some c^Emall me dishonest And they s^Cay I'm just lying But ^EmI've peed next to old john holmes and D (let ring) He started crying. On a s^Cunny day, I'v^De got it made Em (let ring) Get under my wiener if you need shade

I^Gf you play your cards wrong, you can take me home tonight C D C D I^Gf you play your cards wrong, you can take me home tonight