Regina Spektor - Grand hotel

^CSomewhere below the ^C/Agrand h^C/Gotel ^CThere is a tunnel that ^C/Aleads down to ^C/Ghell ^CTake the dumbwaiter, ^C/Athe laundry ^C/Gchute ^CThen sneak through the hall past the ^C/Aboy's shining ^C/Gboots ^FThen left at the courtyard ^Amthrough the old Garden ^FWhere all the bellhops ^Amsmoke with the guards And then you r^Cun to the old l^Fake hou^Gse D^Cown to the old l^Fake hou^Gse R^Cun to the old l^Fake hou^Gse where it b^Cegins

^CUnder the floorboards th^C/Aere's a deep w^C/Gell ^CThat leads to a spring t^C/Ahat sprung up ^C/Gin hell ^CThat's where old devils ^C/Adanced and kis^C/Gsed ^CAnd made their blood pac^C/Ats in the anci^C/Gent myths ^FAnd running through forest ^Amthey screamed in chorus ^FWhile piercing fair maidens^Am' chests with their horns And then they ^Clay in the gras^Fs 'til ^Gthe dawn came S^Cleeping away 'ti^Fl the d^Gawn came ^CLay in the gras^Fs where^G now stands t^Che Grand Hotel

^FThe Maître D' and a fancy chef ^CSilver's real, ^Fthe liquor's top shelf ^FPlay some tennis, swim in a pool ^CStroll the garden s^Fhady and cool ^CYou won't care that t^Fhe dev^Gils ^CWon't mind that t^Fhe dev^Gils ^CWon't know that t^Fhe dev^Gils are ne^Car

^CSomewhere below the gran^C/Ad hotel ^{C/G C}There is a tunnel that l^C/Aeads straight ^C/Gto hell ^CBut no one comes up for ^C/Athe souls anym^C/Gore ^CThey come for some comfo^C/Art and for the^C/G dance floor ^FAnd hiding sharp horns unde^Amr fedoras ^FDo not disturb signs instea^Amd of a chorus They t^Coss and turn 't^Fil the ^Gdawn comes ^COn soft sheets ^F'til th^Ge dawn comes ^CNo one sleeps a^Ft the g^Grand ho^Ctel

^FRoom service, mini-bar ^CScented soaps, ^Fchauffeured cars ^FStay a day, stay a week ^CHere's the tunn^Fel, take a peek ^CJust call up your fri^Fends a^Gt the front desk ^CAny hour at the front^F desk ^{G C}Call up your friends ^Fat the^G Grand Hotel ^CYou'll always have fr^Fiends ^Gat the Grand ^CHotel