Regina Spektor - Grand hotel

^CSomewhere below the ^Fgrand ho^Ctel ^CThere is a ^Ftunnel that leads down to ^Chell ^AmTake the dumbwaiter, to the ^Flaundry ^Cchute ^CThen ^Gsneak through the hall past the boy ^Fshining ^Cboots ^FThen left at the courtyard ^Dmthrough the old garden ^FWhere all the bellhops ^Dmsmoke with the guards ^CAnd then you run to the old ^Flake ^Ghouse^{C C}Down to the old ^Flake ^Ghouse^{C C}Run to the old ^Flake house where ^Git ^Cbegins

^CUnder the floorboards ^Fthere's a deep ^Cwell ^CThat leads to a ^Fspring that sprung up in ^Chell ^AmThat's where old devils ^Fdanced and ^Ckissed ^CAnd ^Gmade their blood pacts in the ^Fancient ^Cmyths ^FAnd running through forest ^Dmthey screamed in chorus ^FWhile piercing fair maiden's ^Dmchests with their horns ^CAnd then they lay in the grass 'til the ^Fdawn ^Gcame^{C C}Sleeping away 'til the ^Fdawn ^Gcame^{C C}Lay in the grass where now ^Fstands the ^Ggrand ^Chotel

^FThe Maître D' and a fancy chef ^CSilver's real, the ^Fliquor's top shelf ^FPlay some tennis, swim in a pool ^CStroll the garden ^Fshady and cool ^CYou won't care that the ^Fde-^Gvils^{C C}Won't mind that the ^Fde-^Gvils^{C C}Won't know that the ^Fde-^Gvils are ^Cnear

^CSomewhere below the ^Fgrand ho^Ctel ^CThere is a ^Ftunnel that leads straight to ^Chell ^AmBut no one comes up for the ^Fsouls any^Cmore ^CThey ^Gcome for some comfort and f^For the dance ^Cfloor ^FAnd hiding sharp horns ^Dmunder fedoras ^FDo not disturb signs ^Dminstead of a chorus ^CThey toss and turn 'til the ^Fdawn ^Gcomes^{C C}On soft sheets 'til the ^Fdawn ^Gcomes^{C C}No one sleeps ^Fat the ^Ggrand ho^Ctel

^FRoom service, mini-bar ^CScented soaps, ^Fchauffeured cars ^FStay a day, stay a week ^CHere's the tunnel, ^Ftake a peek ^CJust call up your friends at the ^Ffront ^Gdesk^{C C}Any hour at the ^Ffront ^Gdesk^{C C}Call up your friends ^Fat the ^Ggrand ho^Ctel ^CYou'll always have friends ^Fat the ^Ggrand ^Chotel