Reel Big Fish - Everyone else is an asshole

^AWoahh Wa-^F#mohhh, Wa-^Dohhh-^Aohh-^Eohh, ^AWoahh Wa-^F#mohhh, Wa-^Dohhh-^Aohh-^Eohh,

^AI tried to be nice ^F#mI tried to live my life But ^Deveryone ^Aelse is an ^Easshole ^AI tried to forgive ^F#mI tried to live and let live But ^Deveryone ^Aelse is an ^Easshole

And ^Deverybody ^Aelse thinks of ^F#mno one but them^Eselves And ^Dno one wants to ^Ahelp cause they're all ^Eassholes And ^Devery friendly ^Achat is a ^F#mknife in the ^Eback A ^Dsneaky at^Atack waiting to ^Ehappen

^AI tried not to mind ^F#mI tried to be so kind But ^Deveryone ^Aelse is an ^Easshole ^AI tried to let love rule ^F#mBut I feel like such a fool Cause ^Deveryone ^Aelse is an ^Easshole

And they're ^Dout there even ^Anow Trying to ^F#mmess me up some^Ehow But ^Dthey won't stop me ^Anow Cause they're all ^Eassholes And they're ^Dplanning while I ^Asleep And ^F#meven as we ^Espeak To ^Dstrike when I am ^Aweak Cause they're all ^Eassholes

^BEveryone else ^G#mEveryone else ^EEveryone ^Belse is an ^F#asshole ^BEveryone else ^G#mEveryone else ^EEveryone ^Belse is an ^F#asshole

^AIt's time to defend ^F#mI know I have no friends ^DEveryone ^Aelse is an ^Easshole ^AI've got to get them first ^F#mCause worst has come to worst ^DEveryone ^Aelse is an ^Easshole

But they ^Dput the blame on ^Ame Pre^F#mtending not to ^Esee That I ^Djust want to be ^Afree From these ^Eassholes But I ^Dcouldn't take their ^Ashit So I ^F#mtried to deal with ^Eit And ^Dnow I look a ^Abit Like an ^Easshole!

^AI tried to be nice ^F#mI tried to live my life But ^Deveryone ^Aelse is an ^Easshole ^AI tried to overlook ^F#mAnd I tried to close the book But ^Deveryone ^Aelse is an ^Easshole ^AI tried not to talk shit ^F#mBut I just couldn't help it ^DEveryone ^Aelse is an ^Easshole ^AThey called it assault ^F#mBut it really wasn't my fault ^DEveryone ^Aelse is an ^Easshole

^BEveryone else ^G#mEveryone else ^EEveryone el^Bse is an a^F#sshole ^BEveryone else ^G#mEveryone else ^EEveryone el^Bse is an a^F#sshole

You're an asshole t^Boo! ^{G#m E B F#} You're an asshole t^Boo! ^{G#m E B F#}

I'm talking bout yo^Bu ^{G#m E B F#} I'm talking bout yo^Bu ^{G#m E B F#}

I'm talking bout yo^Bu, and y^G#mou, and you^{E B F#} You're an asshole t^Boo ^{G#m E B F#}

I'm talking bout yo^Bu, and y^G#mou, and you^{E B F#} You're an asshole t^Boo ^{G#m E B F#}

I'm talking bout yo^Bu, and y^G#mou, and you^{E B F#} You're an asshole t^Boo ^{G#m E B F#}