Reel Big Fish - Everyone else is an asshole

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^AI tried to be nice ^F#I tried to live my life But ^Deveryone ^Aelse is an ^Easshole ^AI tried to forgive ^F#I tried to live and let live But ^Deveryone ^Aelse is an ^Easshole

And e^Dverybody ^Aelse thinks of ^F#no one but t^Ehemselves And ^Dno one wants to ^Ahelp cause they're all a^Essholes And ^Devery friendly ^Achat is a k^F#nife in the b^Eack A sn^Deaky atta^Ack waiting to ha^Eppen

^AI tried not to mind ^F#I tried to be so kind But ev^Deryone el^Ase is an a^Esshole ^AI tried to let love rule ^F#But I feel like such a fool Cause e^Dveryone e^Alse is an a^Esshole

And they're o^Dut there even ^Anow Trying to m^F#ess me up som^Eehow But th^Dey won't stop me ^Anow Cause they're all ass^Eholes And they're p^Dlanning while I sl^Aeep And e^F#ven as we sp^Eeak To st^Drike when I am w^Aeak Cause they're all a^Essholes ^BmEveryone else ^G#mEveryone else ^EEveryone el^Bmse is an a^F#sshole ^BmEveryone else ^G#mEveryone else ^EEveryone el^Bmse is an a^F#sshole ^AIt's time to defend ^F#I know I have no friends ^DEveryone el^Ase is an ^Easshole ^AI've got to get them first ^F#Cause worst has come to worst ^DEveryone el^Ase is an ^Easshole But they ^Dput the blame on ^Ame Pr^F#etending not to s^Eee That I ^Djust want to be f^Aree From these a^Essholes But I co^Duldn't take their s^Ahit So I tr^F#ied to deal with ^Eit And n^Dow I look a b^Ait Like an a^Esshole! ^AI tried to be nice ^F#I tried to live my life But ^Deveryone el^Ase is an as^Eshole ^AI tried to overlook ^F#And I tried to close the book But ^Deveryone el^Ase is an as^Eshole ^AI tried not to talk shit ^F#But I just couldn't help it Eve^Dryone els^Ae is an a^Esshole ^AThey called it assault ^F#But it really wasn't my fault E^Dveryone el^Ase is an ass^Ehole

^BmEveryone else ^G#mEveryone else ^EEveryone el^Bmse is an a^F#sshole ^BmEveryone else ^G#mEveryone else ^EEveryone el^Bmse is an a^F#sshole

You're an asshole t^Aoo! ^{F# D A E} You're an asshole t^Aoo! ^{F# D A E}

I'm talking bout yo^Au ^{F# D A E} I'm talking bout yo^Au ^{F# D A E}

I'm talking bout yo^Au, and y^F#ou, and you^{D A E} You're an asshole t^Aoo ^{F# D A E}

I'm talking bout yo^Au, and y^F#ou, and you^{D A E} You're an asshole t^Aoo ^{F# D A E}

I'm talking bout yo^Au, and y^F#ou, and you^{D A E} You're an asshole t^Aoo ^{F# D A E}