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Pulp The Professional (Jarvis Cocker, Nick Banks, Candida Doyle, Steve Mackey, Mark Webber) (Mark:Tune in!) Piano riff G#m Bb C#m A e ---11--12--11-10---19-18-16-16--12-12-11-9-9---| B -----------------------------------------------| G -----------------------------------------------| D -----------------------------------------------| A -----------------------------------------------| E -----------------------------------------------|
G#mOh I'm back in the full effect I Bbcan't even hold myself erect I got C#mnothing that I wanna say I'm gonna Asay it anyway I know you G#mthink that I've lost it, baby I know you Bbthink that my star is fading Used toC#m be a contender, now you're just a pretender APsychic karaoke every weekend You don't G#mfit those clothes anymore Why don't you Bbtake them back to the charity store While you're C#mthere you could always hand yourself in You're Ainto green issues - start recycling You G#mhide behind your woman when you're out on the town BbShow her up and blame her for holding you down C#mHolding you down, holding you down AYou're the only one who's holding you down G#m (bass only) You're only ever polite when you're out of your box A (bass only) Cocker's short for... sucker Sucker of...
G#mOh, oh Bboh oh… laC#m na na na Oh, Aoh oh oh… Sucker of... G#mOh, oh ohBb oh… la nC#ma na na OAh, oh oh oh…
When I got up today I had that feeling again Everything was OK, then the world started shaking Now I'm trying to sleep it away Oh but I can't sleep it away Can you answer this question, can you answer it right: Have you ever done anything good in your life? Have you ever done anything that wasn't just for yourself? Are you capable of giving?
Are you caN.C.pable of giving just for the sake of it, without expecting anything in return? I'm only trying to give you what you've come to expect Just another song 'bout single mothers and sex Single mothers and sex, single mothers and sex Just another song 'bout single mothers and sex OK, you've heard it before, it's nothing special But it's a living, can't you see I'm a professional
G#mOh, oh Bboh oh… laC#m na na naA Oh, oh oh oh… I'm aG#m professional Oh, Bboh oh oh…C#m la na naA na Oh, oh oh oh…
Sleep on my darling Sleep on, don't wake as I leave I've been rehearsing this scene so long now Don't interrupt me as I do it for real The bedroom floor is treacherous A teacup could be disastrous 'Cos it'll mean I would have to say What was written on the letter I posted yesterday So that it would get here When I was gone And you awoke Oh, she'll meet me from the train And she won't know a thing About how I talk with my mouth full And only bath once a week How I'm nicer the first time you meet me than the next And I'm rapidly losing interest in sex Yeah, I'm rapidly losing interest in sex What's the point in making it over-emotional? You can do it the hard way Or you can be a professional Oh, oh La na na na Oh, oh I'm a professional Oh, oh La na na na Oh, oh Sleep on my darling Sleep on my love Sleep on my darling Sleep on my love Sleep on my darling Sleep on my love Sleep on my darling Sleep on my love