Phil Ochs - Ten cents a coup

^GIt was a used car dealers election And the ^Achoice was rather small The ^D7boys agreed it's the war we need So there's no president at ^Gall ^GHere's to Nixon and ^EAgnew They are the ^Astars of the stage and screen It's ^D7not since Laurel and Hardy have I laughed so hard I ^Gscreamed