Paul Simon - Stranded in a limousine

He was a mean indi^E7vidual He had a heart like ^E7a bone He was a naturally^A7 crazy man and better off l^E7eft alone Well, he ^E7stopped one night at a ^E7traffic light And^A7 when that light turne^Bbdimd green He was a ^E/Bmean ind^C#m7ividual ^F#m7Stranded in a ^B7limo^E7usine

Hey, hey, hey,^E7 hey All the children o^E7n the street They come running out of their ^A7front doors Running out their back doors, flying on thei^E7r feet They said^E7 Mama oh, ^E7Papa oh ^A7See what I have^Bbdim seen There's a^E/B mean in^C#m7dividual ^F#m7Stranded in a ^B7limo^E7usine

Then everybody came^A7 running Everybody said^E7 Lord, Lord Everybody was ^Gdimgunning they're gonna divvy up the^G7/F# reward ^B7A-then wa^E7h wah wah wah w^E7ah wah wah There's a^A7 siren, a flashin^Bbdimg light But the^E/B mean ind^C#m7ividual Had^F#m7 vanished in the^B7 black o^Ef night

Hey, hey, hey,^E7 hey They wondered where to b^E7egin 'Cause he left that ^A7neighborhood Just like a rattlesnake sheds it^E7s skin Well they^E7 searched the roofs and they^E7 checked out the groups And then^A7 photographed th^Bbdime scene Of the^E/B mean in^C#m7dividual ^F#m7Stranded in a ^B7limo^E7usine

Then everybody came^A7 running Everybody said ^E7Lord, Lord Everybody was ^Gdimgunning they're gonna divvy up the ^G7/F#reward ^B7 A-then w^E7ah wah wah wah wah wah wah There's a^A7 siren, a flashin^Bbdimg light But th^E/Be mean in^C#m7dividual Had^F#m7 vanished in the^B7 black o^Ef night The^E mean ind^C#m7ividual Had^F#m7 vanished in the^B7 black o^Ef night The^E mean ind^C#m7ividual Had^F#m7 vanished in the^B7 black o^Ef night