Paul Simon - Punkys dilemma

W^Fmaj7ish I was a K^Gm7ellogg's Cornflake ^C Floatin' in my^Fmaj7 bowl takin' movies,

Relaxin' ^Gmawhile,^Fmaj7 livin' in style, ^BbTalkin' to a raisin who 'casionn'ly pla^Amys LA.

^Fmaj7Casually glancing at his^Gm tou^Fmaj7pee.

^Fmaj7 Wish I was an^Gm7 English muffin ^C 'Bout to make the^Fmaj7 most out of a toaster.

I'd ease myself^Gm down^Fmaj7, comin' up brown.

^BbI prefer boysenberry more than any ordina^Amry jam. I'm a^Fmaj7 "Citizens for Boysenberr^Gmy Jam^Fmaj7" fan.

^Bbmaj7Ah, South C^Fmaj7alifornia.

If I become a^Gm7 first lieutenant ^C Would you put my^Fmaj7 photo on your piano?

To Mar^Gmyjane-^Fmaj7- Best wishes, Martin. ^Bb(Old Roger draft-dodger leavin' by the baseme^Amnt door),

^Fmaj7Everybody knows what he's ^Bbmaj7Tippy-toeing down there^Fmaj7 for. ^Gm7