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~From: gunsch@huachuca-emh8.army.mil (Trace Gunsch) ~Date: 16 Jul 1993 23:30:23 -0500 I'm not certain of any special procedures to posting lyrics since I'm new to this group, but I saw two requests to have this posted and this is the way I like to read music, so here goes: Fifty Ways to Leave Your Lover Words and Music by Paul Simon, 1975
Am/C"The probleG6m is all inside yFM7our head," sheE7m9 said tE7o me Am"the answerD#dim7 is easy if

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you take it lE+ogic'lly.
AmI'm here to G6help you if you're FM7struggling to beE7m9 free; there mE7ust be Amfifty Dm7ways to leave your Amlover."
Am/CShe said, "G6It's really noFM7t my habit tE7m9o intruE7de; AmI hope my D#dim7meaning won't be

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lost or misconE+strued.
But IAm'll repeat myG6self at the FM7risk of being E7m9crude; there mE7ust be Amfifty Dm7ways to leave your Amlover."
Amfifty Dm7ways to leave your Amlover."
Just slip out the Cback, Jack. Make a new D#6plan, Stan;
You don't need to be F7coy, Roy, just get yourself Cfree. (on repeat: Just listen to me)
Hop on the Cbus, Gus; You don't need to disD#6cuss much;
Just drop off the F7key, Lee. and get yourself fCree.
REPEAT CHORUS Second verse: She said, "It grieves me now to see you in such pain; I wish there was somethin' I could do to make you smile again." I said, "I appreciate that, and could you please explain about the fifty ways?" She said, "Why don't we both just sleep on it tonight; I'm sure in the morning you'll begin to see the light." And then she kissed me and I realized she probably was right; there must be fifty ways to leave your lover, fifty ways to leave your lover." REPEAT CHORUS twice. Chords: (by request) Am/C 322000 G6 xx0432 FM7 x32000 E7m9 x24222 E7 021202 Am 022000 D#dim7 xx1222 GM9+5 320203 <-- I don't have a guitar around right now, is this possible? E+ xx1004 Dm7 x02213 C 320003 D#6 x13311 F7 x32310 Hope these help, and I hope they're right! Some of them are just plain bizarre, so your guess is probably as good as mine. Happy fingering!