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I worked this out through listening to the track, it fits with the piano chords just but isnt perfect I'm sorry. This is my first tab, but its not bad
DmPlease leave all overcoats, canes, and top hats with the doorman DmAnd from that moment, you'll be out of place and underdressed I'm Fwrecking this evening already and loving every minute of it Ruining this banquet for the E7mildly inspiring and
DmPlease leave all overcoats, canes, and Gtop hats with the doorman And from that Fmoment, you'll be out of pFlace and underdressed I'mDm wrecking this evening already and lEoving every minute of it FRuining this banquet for the mGildly inspiring G#and
DmWhen you're in black slacks with accentuating off-white pinstripes, whoa-oh FEverything Egoes aDccorFding toDm plan
DmI'm the new cancer, Gnever looked better FAnd you can't staFnd it I know because you Fsay so under your bEreath You're reading lFips, "When did Ehe get at all confident?" DmHaven't you Gheard that FI'm the new caFncer? FNever looked Ebetter And Dmyou can't stand it E F E F E (play along to the piano timing changes)
NDmext is a trip to the ladies room in vain FI bet you just can't keep up with these fashionistas ETonight, tonight, you are, you are the whispering campaign ETo them, your name is "Cheap", and you look like sh-- DmTalk to the mirror, Gchoke back tears And keeFp telling yourself that, &Fquot;I'm a diva.F&qEuoDmt;
DmOh, and the smokes in that Ecigarette box at your tabFle G G# F E F TheyE just so happen to be laced with nitroglycerin
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DmHaven't you Gheard that IF'm the new canceFr? I'Fve never looked bEetter and you cDman't stand it Haven't you heard that I'm the new cancer? I've never looked better and you can't stand it And I Dmknow, and I know It just dGoesn't feel like a night Fout with no one sizing youF up I've never Fbeen so surreptEitious So of course you'll be distraDmcted when I spike the punch
(and repeat the chords) And I know, and I know It just doesn't feel like a night out with no one sizing you up I've never been so surreptitious So of course you'll be distracted when I spike the punch And I know, and I know It just doesn't feel like a night out with no one sizing you up I've never been so surreptitious So of course you'll be distracted when I spike the punch