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I worked this out through listening to the track, it fits with the piano chords just but isnt perfect I'm sorry. This is my first tab, but its not bad
EmPlease leave all overcoats, canes, and top hats with the doorman EmAnd from that moment, you'll be out of place and underdressed I'm Gwrecking this evening already and loving every minute of it Ruining this banquet for the B7mildly inspiring and
EmPlease leave all overcoats, canes, and Dtop hats with the doorman And from that Gmoment, you'll be out of pClace and underdressed I'mAm wrecking this evening already and lBoving every minute of it CRuining this banquet for the mDildly inspiring Eband
EmWhen you're in black slacks with accentuating off-white pinstripes, whoa-oh CEverything Bgoes aAccorGding toEm plan
EmI'm the new cancer, Dnever looked better GAnd you can't staCnd it I know because you Csay so under your bBreath You're reading lCips, "When did Bhe get at all confident'" EmHaven't you Dheard that GI'm the new caCncer' CNever looked Bbetter And Emyou can't stand it B C B C B (play along to the piano timing changes)
NEmext is a trip to the ladies room in vain GI bet you just can't keep up with these fashionistas BTonight, tonight, you are, you are the whispering campaign BTo them, your name is "Cheap", and you look like sh-- EmTalk to the mirror, Dchoke back tears And keeGp telling yourself that, &Cquot;I'm a diva.C&qBuoAmt;
AmOh, and the smokes in that Bcigarette box at your tabCle D Eb C B C TheyB just so happen to be laced with nitroglycerin
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EmHaven't you Dheard that IG'm the new canceCr' I'Cve never looked bBetter and you cEman't stand it Haven't you heard that I'm the new cancer' I've never looked better and you can't stand it And I Emknow, and I know It just dDoesn't feel like a night Gout with no one sizing youC up I've never Cbeen so surreptBitious So of course you'll be distraEmcted when I spike the punch
(and repeat the chords) And I know, and I know It just doesn't feel like a night out with no one sizing you up I've never been so surreptitious So of course you'll be distracted when I spike the punch And I know, and I know It just doesn't feel like a night out with no one sizing you up I've never been so surreptitious So of course you'll be distracted when I spike the punch