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Tuning: D G C F A D
[Tuning] Standard but a whole step down [Chords used] Gm x02210 Gsus2 xx2200 C7/D x04535 C6/G x04433 Ebadd9 xx3213 Ebmaj7/G x03210 Ebmaj7/Bb x33210 Bb x32010 Cm xx0231 [Intro] Gm Gsus2 Gm Gsus2 (x2) C7/D C6/G C7/D C6/G Eb [Verse 1]
GmOh, Gsus2well imaGmgineGsus2, as I'm Gmpacing the pews Gsus2in a cGmhurch corridGsus2or and I C7/Dcan't help C6/Gbut to hearC7/D, no I can't C6/Ghelp but to Ebmaj7/Ghear an exchanging of words Gm"What a Gsus2beautiful GmweddinGsus2g! What a Gmbeautiful Gsus2wedding!" Gmsays a bridesmaid Gsus2to, oh "C7/DYes, butC6/G what a shC7/Dame, what a C6/Gshame, the poor gEbmaj7/Groom's bride is a whore"
[Chorus]
GmI'd chime in with a "Ebmaj7/GHaven't you people ever Cmheard of closing a goddamn door" GmNo, it's much Ebmaj7/Gbetter to face these Cmkinds of things with a sense of poise and rationality. GmI'd chime in, "Ebmaj7/GHaven't you people ever Cmheard of closing a goddamn door" GmNo, it's much Ebmaj7/Gbetter to face these Cmkinds of things with a sense of...
[Verse 2]
GmOh,Gsus2 Gmwell in Gsus2fact, well GmI'll look at it Gsus2this way, I mean Gmtechnically our Gsus2marriage is C7/Dsaved C6/GWell this C7/Dcalls C6/Gfor, a Ebmaj7/Gtoast so, pour the champagne GmOh!Gsus2 Well Gmin facGsus2t, well I'll Gmlook at it Gsus2this way, I mean Gmtechnically our Gsus2marriage is C7/Dsaved C6/GWell this C7/Dcalls forC6/G a toast, so Ebmaj7/Gpour the champagne, pour the champagne
[Instrumental] Ebmaj7/Bb G Ebmaj7/Bb Cm [Chorus]
GmI'd chime in with a "Ebmaj7/GHaven't you people ever hCmeard of closing a goddamn door?!" GmNo, it's much Ebmaj7/Gbetter to face these kCminds of things with a sense of poise and rationality. GmI'd chime Ebmaj7/Gin, "Haven't you people ever Cmheard of closing a goddamn Gmdoor?!" No, it's much Ebmaj7/Gbetter to face these Cmkinds of things with a sense of Ebmaj7/Bbpoise and ratGionality Ebmaj7/Bb Cm
[Interlude]
Ebmaj7/BbAgain Bb Ebmaj7/G [Chorus] GmI'd chime in with a "Ebmaj7/GHaven't you people ever Cmheard of closing a goddamn door?!" GmNo, it's much Ebmaj7/Gbetter to face these Cmkinds of things with a sense of N.C.poise and rationality. GmI'd chime in, "Ebmaj7/GHaven't you people ever hCmeard of closing a goddamn door?!" GmNo, it's much bEbmaj7/Getter to face these Cmkinds of things with a sense of Ebmaj7/Bbpoise and GrationalityEbmaj7/Bb. Cm
[Outro]
Ebmaj7/BbAgain.... BbWell, I, Ebmaj7/GI said, "Haven't you people ever Cmheard of closing a goddamn Gmdoor?!", ow!