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[Verse 1]
AmOh, Well imagine, As I'm pacing the pews in a church corridor, And I Dcan't help but to hear, No, I can't help but to Fhear an exchanging of words: Am"What a beautiful wedding! What a beautiful wedding!" says a bridesmaid to a waiter. "And Dyes, but what a shame, what a shame the poor Fgroom's bride is a whore."
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AmI'd chime in with a F"Haven't you people ever Dheard of closing a Ggoddamn Amdoor?!" AmNo, it's much Fbetter to face these Dkinds of things With a sense of Fpoise and Grationality. AmI'd chime in, F"Haven't you people ever Dheard of closing a Ggoddamn Amdoor?!" AmNo, it's much Fbetter to face these Dkinds of things GWith a sense of..Am.
[Verse 2]
AmWell in fact, Well I'll look at it this way, I mean technically our marriage is saved, Well tDhis calls for a toast So pFour the champagne AmOh! Well in fact, Well I'll look at it this way, I mean technically our marriage is saved, Well thDis calls for a toast, So pFour the champagne, pour the champagne
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AmI'd chime in with a F"Haven't you people ever Dheard of closing a Ggoddamn Amdoor?!" AmNo, it's much Fbetter to face these Dkinds of things With a sense of Fpoise and Grationality
AmI'd chime in, F"Haven't you people ever Dheard of closing a Ggoddamn Amdoor?!" AmNo, it's much Fbetter to face these Dkinds of things Am F D G Am (F, D, G) With a sense of poise and rationality Am F (D) Again...
AmI'd chime in with a F"Haven't you people ever Dheard of closing a Ggoddamn Amdoor?!" AmNo, it's much Fbetter to face these Dkinds of things With a sense of Fpoise and Grationality
AmI'd chime in, F"Haven't you people ever Dheard of closing a Ggoddamn Amdoor?!" AmNo, it's much Fbetter to face these Dkinds of things Am F D G Am (F, D, G) With a sense of poise and rationality Am F (D) Again...
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