Now I'm ^Emof consenting age To be for^Amgetting you in a cabaret Some^Emwhere downtown where a burlesque queen May e^Amven ask my name

As she ^Emsheds her skin on stage I'm ^Amsitting and sweating to a dance song on the club's P^EmA. And the strip joint veteran sits two away ^Am Smirking between dignified sips of his dignified ^Apeach and ^Alime^G daiquiri...

^EmAnd isn't ^Gthis exactly ^Awhere you'd like me I'm ex^Aactly where you'd like me you kn^Emow Praying for l^Gove in a l^Aap dance

And paying in naivety

^EmOh, isn't ^Gthis exactly ^Awhere you'd like me I'm exa^Actly where you'd like me, you kno^Emw Praying for ^Glove in a l^Aap dance And paying in naivety ^Em ^G ^A ^A

Oh, but I'm afraid that I, Well I may have faked it

And ^EmI wouldn't be caught dead-^Amd-dead-d-dead-d-dead in this place Well, ^EmI'm afraid that I, ^Am

That's right, well I may have faked it

And ^EmI wouldn't be caught d^Amead in this place

^EmAnd isn't ^Gthis exactly ^Awhere you'd like me I'm ex^Aactly where you'd like me you kn^Emow Praying for ^Glove in a ^Alap dance

And paying in naivety

^EmOh, isn't ^Gthis exactly ^Awhere you'd like me I'm ex^Aactly where you'd like me you kno^Emw Praying for ^Glove in a ^Alap dance

And paying in naivety (Instrumental) Em Em Am Em Am Em Am

Well, ^EmI'm afraid that I,^Am Well I may have faked it And ^EmI wouldn't be caught dead^Am-d-dead-d-dead-d-dead in this place

Well, ^EmI'm afraid that I,^Am That's right, well I may have faked it And ^EmI wouldn't be caught ^Amdead in this place

^EmAnd isn't ^Gthis exactly ^Awhere you'd like me I'm ex^Aactly where you'd like me you know^Em Praying for ^Glove in a ^Alap dance

And paying in naivety

^EmOh, isn't ^Gthis exactly ^Awhere you'd like me I'm ex^Aactly where you'd like me you know^Em Praying for ^Glove in a l^Aap dance

And paying in naivety Praying for love and paying in naivety Praying for love and paying in naivety, oh Em Am Em Am Em Am Em Am Em Am Em Am Em Am Em Am

Panic! At the Disco - But its better if we do