Now I'm ^Amof consenting age To be for^Dmgetting you in a cabaret Some^Amwhere downtown where a burlesque queen May e^Dmven ask my name

As she ^Amsheds her skin on stage I'm ^Dmsitting and sweating to a dance song on the club's P^AmA. And the strip joint veteran sits two away ^Dm Smirking between dignified sips of his dignified ^Gpeach and ^Dlime^F daiquiri...

^AmAnd isn't ^Cthis exactly ^Gwhere you'd like me I'm ex^Dactly where you'd like me you kn^Amow Praying for l^Cove in a l^Dap dance

And paying in naivety

^AmOh, isn't ^Cthis exactly ^Gwhere you'd like me I'm exa^Dctly where you'd like me, you kno^Amw Praying for ^Clove in a l^Dap dance And paying in naivety ^Am ^C ^G ^D

Oh, but I'm afraid that I, Well I may have faked it

And ^AmI wouldn't be caught dead-^Dmd-dead-d-dead-d-dead in this place Well, ^AmI'm afraid that I, ^Dm

That's right, well I may have faked it

And ^AmI wouldn't be caught d^Dmead in this place

^AmAnd isn't ^Cthis exactly ^Gwhere you'd like me I'm ex^Dactly where you'd like me you kn^Amow Praying for ^Clove in a ^Dlap dance

And paying in naivety

^AmOh, isn't ^Cthis exactly ^Gwhere you'd like me I'm ex^Dactly where you'd like me you kno^Amw Praying for ^Clove in a ^Dlap dance

And paying in naivety (Instrumental) Am Am Dm Am Dm Am Dm

Well, ^AmI'm afraid that I,^Dm Well I may have faked it And ^AmI wouldn't be caught dead^Dm-d-dead-d-dead-d-dead in this place

Well, ^AmI'm afraid that I,^Dm That's right, well I may have faked it And ^AmI wouldn't be caught ^Dmdead in this place

^AmAnd isn't ^Cthis exactly ^Gwhere you'd like me I'm ex^Dactly where you'd like me you know^Am Praying for ^Clove in a ^Dlap dance

And paying in naivety

^AmOh, isn't ^Cthis exactly ^Gwhere you'd like me I'm ex^Dactly where you'd like me you know^Am Praying for ^Clove in a l^Dap dance

And paying in naivety Praying for love and paying in naivety Praying for love and paying in naivety, oh Am Dm Am Dm Am Dm Am Dm Am Dm Am Dm Am Dm Am Dm

Panic! At the Disco - But its better if we do