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Capo 5 Intro: D/F# Em C G D/F# Em C G D/F# Em C G D/F# Em C
I Cbrush my Gteeth and look in theD/F# mirror, AndC laugh outG/B loud, As I'm beaming froD/F#m ear to ear, I'd rather pickC flGowers instead ofD/F# fights, And rather than flCaunt my style, I'd flG/Bash you a smile Em Of clean pearly whDites.
Em I've been to the dB7entist a thousand tiD/F#mes so I know the dA7rill, I smCooth my hair, Sit bA/C#ack in the chair But sG/Bomehow I sCtill get the cDhills
"HCave a seGat" he says pleasantlD/F#y, As he shCakes my haG/Bnd and practically lD/F#aughs at me, "Open up nice and wCide"G he says peering iD/F#n, And with a smirk he says "dCon't have a fit, This will jG/Bust pinch a bit" Em As he tries not to grDin. WChen hygiGenists LCeave on lGong vacD/F#ations TChat's when dGentists sCcream and LGose their pD/F#atience Talking onEmly briCngs the Gtoothaches oD/F#n because EmI say the sCtupidest tGhings So D/F#if my resoEmlve goes sCouth I Gswallow my D/F#pride with an aEmspirin And sChut my mDouth Em Golf and alcohB7ol don't mix And that's wD/F#hy I don't drink and dA7rive BecaCuse good grief I'd kA/C#nock out my teeth And have to kG/Biss my smCile goodbyD/F#e G D/F# Am7 C G D/F# Am7 C D/F# Em I've been to the dB7entist a thousand tD/F#imes So I know the drA7ill, I smCooth my hair, Sit bA/C#ack in the chair But sG/Bome how I sCtill get the chDills, D/F# Em C G D/F# Em C G D/F# Em C G D/F# Em C G