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Intro: D/F# Em C G D/F# Em C G D/F# Em C G D/F# Em C
I Cbrush my Gteeth and look in theD/F# mirror,
AndC laugh outG/B loud,
As I'm beaming froD/F#m ear to ear,
I'd rather pickC flGowers instead ofD/F# fights,
And rather than flCaunt my style,
I'd flG/Bash you a smile
Em Of clean pearly whDites.
Em I've been to the dB7entist a thousand tiD/F#mes so I know the dA7rill,
I smCooth my hair,
Sit bA/C#ack in the chair
But sG/Bomehow I sCtill get the cDhills
"HCave a seGat" he says pleasantlD/F#y,
As he shCakes my haG/Bnd and practically lD/F#aughs at me,
"Open up nice and wCide"G he says peering iD/F#n,
And with a smirk he says "dCon't have a fit,
This will jG/Bust pinch a bit"
Em As he tries not to grDin.
WChen hygiGenists
LCeave on lGong vacD/F#ations
TChat's when dGentists sCcream and
LGose their pD/F#atience
Talking onEmly briCngs the Gtoothaches oD/F#n because
EmI say the sCtupidest tGhings
So D/F#if my resoEmlve goes sCouth I Gswallow my D/F#pride with an aEmspirin
And sChut my mDouth
Em Golf and alcohB7ol don't mix
And that's wD/F#hy I don't drink and dA7rive
BecaCuse good grief
I'd kA/C#nock out my teeth
And have to kG/Biss my smCile goodbyD/F#e G D/F# Am7 C G D/F# Am7 C D/F#
Em I've been to the dB7entist a thousand tD/F#imes
So I know the drA7ill,
I smCooth my hair,
Sit bA/C#ack in the chair
But sG/Bome how I sCtill get the chDills, D/F# Em C G D/F# Em C G D/F# Em C G D/F# Em C G