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Tuning: G C E A
Intro:
C/Dm/F/C/(x6)
Verse 1:
I Fbrush myC teeth
And look in the Gmirror
And Flaugh out Cloud
As I'm beaming from Gear to ear
I'd rather pick Fflowers C
Instead of Gfights
And rather than fFlaunt my style
I'd Cflash you a smile
G Of clean pearly whites
Chorus:
DmI've been to the Fdentist
A thousand Ctimes, so I know the Dmdrill
I Fsmooth my hair, sit Dmback in the chair
But Csomehow I still get the Gchills
Verse 2:
FHave a Cseat
He says pleasantGly
As he Fshakes my hand C
And practically Glaughs at me
Open up nice and Fwide C
He says, peering Gin
And with a smirk he says,
F"Don't have a fit, this'llC just pinch a bit"
As he tries not to Ggrin
Verse 3:
FWhen hyCgienists Fleave on Clong vaGcations
FThat's when Cdentists Fscream and Close their Gpatience
CTalking only bringsF the toothaches on Cme
Cause I say the sFtupidest Cthings
CSo if my resolve goes Fsouth
I'll swallow my Cpride with an Faspirin
And Cshut my Gmouth
Verse 4:
F Golf and alcDmohol don't mix
And that's Cwhy I don't drink and Gdrive
BeFcause, good grief, I'd Cknock out my teeth
And hafta Gkiss my smile goodbye
(Interlude:)
C/Dm/F/C/(Play x2)
Chorus:
Dm I've been to the Fdentist
A thousand Ctimes, so I know the Fdrill
I smooth my hair, sit Dmback in the chair
But Csomehow I still get the cGhills
Outro:
C/Dm/F/C/ (x6)