Old 97's - Stoned

Well, I must have been s^Ftoned w^Bbhen this whole thing starte^Fd 'Cause I j^Bbust can't seem to think straight anymore ^{F Bb}Can't figure out where I'm at Maybe M^Femphis, maybe M^Cexico ^DI think you're swell, but I a^Gin't gonna tell you ^Bbso ^DI think you're great, but it's l^Gate and I'd better ^Bbgo

Hitchhike to ^FRhome ^BbTake a Greyhound to F^Fredericksburg Well I'm f^Bblat-out broke, I've been smoking butts for days^{F Bb}You say, "Maybe you can stay with me" I say, "^FLady, that's a dangerous p^Clan" ^DYou're quite a woman, but ^GI don't wanna be your ^Bbman ^DYou're quite a kisser, but l^Gisten close and unders^Bbtand

Take a letter to ^FGod ^Bb"Dear Sir, I'm dissatisfie^Fd Well it ^Bbain't Your fault they keep pouring salt on my heart^F" ^BbAll's I need is a brief reprieve I keep l^Feaving, I ain't gettin' now^Chere ^DWon't you linger, let me ^Grun my fingers through your ^Bbhair? ^DWon't you stay? I can p^Glay like I don't ca^Bbre ^DI think you're dope, and I ^Ghope I'm making myself c^Bblear ^DI think you're fly, and that's ^Gwhy I'm getting out of ^Bbhere

Well, I must have been sto^Fne^Bbd ^{F Bb} Well, I must have been sto^Fne^Bbd ^{F Bb} Well, I must have been sto^Fne^Bbd ^{F Bb} Good Lord, I wish I'd been^F s^Bbton^Fed^Bb