Old 97's - Stoned

Well, I must have been ^Gstoned w^Chen this whole thing ^Gstarted ^{C G} Cause ^CI just can't seem to think straight a^Gnymore ^{C G} Ca^Cn't figure out where I'm at Maybe ^GMemphis, maybe ^DMexico ^EmI think you're swell, but I ^Cain't gonna tell you ^Dso ^EmI think you're great, but it's ^Clate and I'd better ^Dgo

^DHitchhiked to ^GRhome ^CTake a Greyhound to ^GFredricksburg ^{C G C}Well I'm flat-out broke, I've been smoking butts for^G days ^{C G C}You say, "Maybe you can stay with me" I say, "^GLady, that's a dangerous ^Dplan" ^EmYou're quite a woman, but I ^Cdon't wanna be your ^Dman ^EmYou're quite a kisser, but ^Clisten close and ^Dunderstand

^DTake a letter to ^GGod ^C"Dear Sir, I'm diss^Gatisfied ^{C G C}Well it ain't Your fault they keep pouring salt on my ^Gheart" ^{C G C}All's I need is a brief reprieve I keep leavi^Gng, I ain't gettin' n^Dowhere ^EmWon't you linger, let me ^Crun my fingers through your ^Dhair? ^EmWon't you stay? I can ^Cplay like I don't ^Dcare ^EmI think you're dope, and I ^Chope I'm making myself ^Dclear ^EmI think you're fly, and that's^C why I'm getting out of ^Dhere

^DWell, I must have been ^Gstoned ^{C C}Well, I must have been ^Gstoned ^{C G}