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Capo: 4
Capo on 4 Chords used (relative to capo): C Fadd9 e|- - x - - e|- - x - - B|- - x - - B|- - x - - G|- - - - - G|- - - - - D|- - - - - D|- x - - - A|- x - - - A|- - x - - E|- - x - - E|- - - - -
CYou sat down on our Fadd9leather chair. Called everyCone Fadd9
Said Cstick your toes all up Fadd9in the air, “Come on it’llC be fun!” Fadd9
CSome tried they thought you were a Fadd9little strange. They were all rCight Fadd9
CWe did thirteen-thousand Fadd9exercises They were all aCshamed Fadd9
But we were all oCkay
CYou called me up said ?Fadd9??Boy, you can’t handle this!” I was uptCight Fadd9
COnly punches beFadd9low the neck Not the pretty Cface Fadd9
CThey all came and they Fadd9gathered ‘round Now is our tCime Fadd9
CChaos was followed by Fadd9stupid laughs But I don’t eveCn care Fadd9
No, I don’t eveCn care Fadd9 I don’t eveCn care
C(strum repeatedly) Stay back Stay home Stay home