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Capo: 4
Capo on 4 Chords used (relative to capo): G Cadd9 e|- - x - - e|- - x - - B|- - x - - B|- - x - - G|- - - - - G|- - - - - D|- - - - - D|- x - - - A|- x - - - A|- - x - - E|- - x - - E|- - - - -
GYou sat down on our Cadd9leather chair. Called everyGone Cadd9
Said Gstick your toes all up Cadd9in the air, “Come on it’llG be fun!” Cadd9
GSome tried they thought you were a Cadd9little strange. They were all rGight Cadd9
GWe did thirteen-thousand Cadd9exercises They were all aGshamed Cadd9
But we were all oGkay
GYou called me up said ?Cadd9??Boy, you can’t handle this!” I was uptGight Cadd9
GOnly punches beCadd9low the neck Not the pretty Gface Cadd9
GThey all came and they Cadd9gathered ‘round Now is our tGime Cadd9
GChaos was followed by Cadd9stupid laughs But I don’t eveGn care Cadd9
No, I don’t eveGn care Cadd9 I don’t eveGn care
G(strum repeatedly) Stay back Stay home Stay home