Tuning:

Oasis - "I Am The Walrus" (Live from "Cigarettes And Alcohol" single) (Doesn't matter if it's out of tune, doesn't matter if it's out of tune, cause you're cool!)

^AI am h^Ge as y^Dou ar^Ee he as ^Ayou are me and we are all together ^CSee how we r^Dun lik^Ae pigs from a gun, see how we fly, I'm cryin'

^ASittin^Gg on ^Da corn^Eflake, I'm^A waiting for the van to come ^FCorporation t-sh^B7irts, stupid bloody Tuesday, man you've been a naughty boy

You let your face grow long

I a^Cm the egg ^Dman, we are ^Ethe egg men, I am the walrus, coo coo ca choo

^AMister c^Gity, polic^Demen cit^Ey, pret^Aty little policemen in a row ^CSee how they f^Dly like ^ALucy in the sky, see how we run, I'm cryin'

I'm ^Ccry, I'm^A cryin^E', I^D'm cry

^AYellow m^Gound^D o^Ef custard, ^Adripping from a dead dog's eye ^FGrab a locker ^B7fish-wife, pornographic priestess, man you've been a naughty girl

You let your knickers down

I am the ^Cegg man, w^De are the eg^Eg men, I am the walrus, coo coo ca choo, ca coo coo ca choo

^BSitting i^An an Engl^Gish garden^F waiting^E for^F the sun If th^Ee sun don't come you get your tan from standing in the English rain

I am the ^Cegg man, w^De are the eg^Eg men, I am the walrus, coo coo ca choo, ca coo coo ca choo

^AExperts^G sexpert^Ds, choking s^Emokers, do^An't you think the joker laughs at you ^CSee how they s^Dpy like pigs^A in the sky, see how they snide, I'm cryin'

^ASemelen^Ga pilc^Dha^Erds, climb^Aing up the Eiffel Tower ^FElementary pe^B7nguins singing Hare Krishna, man you should have seen him

Kicking Edgar Allan Poe

I am the ^Cegg man, w^De are the eg^Eg men, I am the walrus, coo coo ^Dca choo, ca coo coo ca choo

^CCoo coo ca choo, ca coo coo ca choo Ca ^B7choo...

A du-^Adu-du ba^Gw, a du-^Fdu-du ba^Ew, a du-^Bdu-du baw, a du-du-du baw, a du-du-du baw....

Oasis - I am the walrus