Nofx - Your hubcaps cost more than my car

^BYour h^C#ubcaps ^E cost more than ^Bmy car ^BAnd your c^C#ar cost ^E more than my h^Bouse ^BYour h^C#ouse cost m^Eore than I could m^Bake in twenty years ^BBut y^C#our balloon c^Eost the same as mine

^BAs you d^A#6rive away, ^AI laugh with my fr^Eiends ^B'Cause I just ^A#6cost you your l^Aife ^{E B}And when they f^A#6ind your body sl^Aumped over the wh^Eeel ^BI'll be in b^A#6ed soundly asl^Aeep ^E

^BYour ^C#epitaph was wr^Eitten by a Ca^Brdinal ^BYour c^C#offin was c^Earved out of a t^Bree ^BYour f^C#uneral was ^Eattended by th^Bousands ^BBut your ^C#overdose w^Eas arranged by ^Bme

As I r^Bead the morning p^A#6aper, ^AI laugh with my fr^Eiends ^BI just took ^A#6out a man of G^Aod ^{E B}He is s^A#6urvived by seven k^Aids and precious w^Eife He d^Bied of unknown c^A#auses in his c^Ear