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Your hubcaps cost more than my car And your car cost more than my house Your house cost more than I could make in twenty years But your balloon cost the same as mine As you drive away, I laugh with my friends 'Cause I just cost you your life And when they find your body slumped over the wheel I'll be in bed soundly asleep Your epitaph was written by a Cardinal Your coffin was carved out of a tree Your funeral was attended by thousands But your overdose was arranged by me As I read the morning paper, I laugh with my friends I just took out a man of God He is survived by seven kids and precious wife He died of unknown causes in his car Intro |----------------------------- |----------------------------- |--------------------------8-- repeat |----9-------9-----9-----9---9 |--9---9-8-8---8-7---7-6------ |----------------------------- verse |------------------------------------------------------- |------------------------------------------------------- |------------------------------------------------------- |------------------------------------------------------- repeat |--9-------9-----8---8---8-------7-------7-----6---6---6 |--7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7 Chorus |--------------------------------------------- |--------------------------------------------- |--------------------------------------------- repeat |--------------------------------------------- |--9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7 |--7-7-7-7-7-6-6-6-6-6-6-5-5-5-5-5-4-4-4-4-4-4