Nofx - First call

^CAll my ^Emneighbors are ^Ffast a^Csleep And ^AmI can’t ^Gfind any^Fthing to ^Cdrink The Mc^EmKenzies ^Fdrank all the ^Cgrain alco^Amhol So ^CI’m headed ^Emdown the ^Fstreet to first ^Ccall ^CMe and the^Em Bads were ^Fstaying u^Cp late ^AmKitty and ^GVictor got^F dropped from th^Ce plate But ^Emno one was ^Fcontented with the^C Wednesda^Amy wassail So I ^Csaid it’s only f^Emour short b^Flocks to first ^Ccall ^CNot a walk of s^Emhame it’s a w^Falk of ^Cpride ^AmPeoples goin’ to ^Gwork while we’re ^Fgetting coc^Ckeyed The ^Csun’s coming ^Emup and the dr^Finks are goin’ d^Cown So s^Amhut the fuck u^Gp and I’ll ^Fget the next ^Cround

^Am6am, we’ll start a^Fll over again No one ^Capplying the brakes We’ll start the ^Emsweats and the shakes We’re gonna ^Ameat pickled eggs We’re gonna ^Fsee Toby Jeg We’re not gonna let ^Csun light have ^Emeffect on our fun It^C smells like bl^Emeach, adult diape^Frs and mol^Cd And ev^Ameryone arou^Gnd me’s over ^F60 years ^Cold Bu^Emt we’re gonna ^Fshare the next ^Chour or t^Amwo ^CWe all got ^Emeach othe^Fr and nothing be^Ctter to do ^CIrish co^Emffee, and an Ir^Fish car b^Comb A ^Amfat drunk J^Gew starts si^Fnging this ^Csong I take^Em a closer l^Fook and the ^Cfat guy is^Am me So I^C buy him a ^Emshot, and he ^Fbuys me back th^Cree

^Am6am, we’ll start all o^Fver again No one applyin^Cg the brakes We’ll start the ^Emsweats and the shakes ^AmWe’re gonna eat pickled eggs We’re gonna h^Fang with Dave Gregg We’re not gonn^Ca let sun light help de^Emcide when we’re done

^CAll my neig^Emhbors are ^Ffast asl^Ceep And^Am I can’t fi^Gnd any^Fthing to ^Cdrink The Lo^Emved Ones^F drank all of ^Cmy alco^Amhol So^C I’m gonna ^Embe the very first ^Fone at first ^Ccall. So^C I’m gonna ^Embe the very first ^Fone at first ^Ccall. So^C I’m gonna ^Embe the very first ^Fone at first ^Ccall. So^C I’m gonna ^Embe the first one a^Ft first call.^C