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Nofx - First Call Album: Coaster
CAll my Emneighbors are Ffast aCsleep And AmI can’Gt find aFnything tCo drink The McEmKenzies Fdrank all the Cgrain alcoAmhol So CI’m headeEmd down thFe street to firsCt call C5Me and the E5Bads were sF5taying up C5late A5Kitty and G5Victor got F5dropped from the C5plate But E5no one was F5contented with the C5Wednesday A5wassail So C5I said it’s onlE5y four shorF5t blocks to firsC5t call C5Not a walk of E5shame it’s F5a walk oC5f pride A5Peoples goin’ tG5o work while we??F5?re getting C5cockeyed The C5sun’s cominE5g up and thF5e drinks are goinC5’ down So A5shut the fuck G5up and I’lF5l get the nexCt round
A56am, we’ll startF5 all over again No one C5applying the brakes We’ll start tE5he sweats and the shakes We’re gonnA5a eat pickled eggs We’re gonnF5a see Toby Jeg We’re not gonna leCt sun lighE5t have effect on our fun
It smells like bleach, adult diapers and mold And everyone around me’s over 60 years old But we’re gonna share the next hour or two We all got each other and nothing better to do Irish coffee, and an Irish car bomb A fat drunk Jew starts singing this song I take a closer look and the fat guy is me So I buy him a shot, and he buys me back three 6am, we’ll start all over again No one applying the brakes We’ll start the sweats and the shakes We’re gonna eat pickled eggs We’re gonna hang with Dave Gregg We’re not gonna let sun light help decide when we’re done All my neighbors are fast asleep And I can’t find anything to drink The Loved Ones drank all of my alcohol So I’m gonna be the very first one at first call.