Nik Kershaw - Die Laughing Intro: C, D, C, C x 2

He's the ^Cwasp in the ^Djam, he's the ^Cdad at the party The ^Ctrash in the ^Dbeauty ^Cspot He's the ^Ccloud in the ^Dsky, he's the ^Cfly in the ointment The ^Cnail in the ^Dparking ^Clot

Let's ^Cgive the man a ^Chug then ^Dput him out to ^Cgrass Feel ^Csorry for the ^Cbug, the ^Done that's up his ^Cass We're ^Cpulling out the ^Cplug, we're ^Dturning on the ^Cgas We're turning on the^D gas

And he ^Amdon't like ^Csunshine and he ^Cdon't like ^Am7icecream And he ^Ddon't like ^CSundays and he ^Cdon't like ^Amdancing Yeah he ^Cdon't like ^Cdancing

He's the ^Cfrog in the ^Dthroat, he's the ^Cspot on the forehead The ^Ccrack in the ^Dwindow ^Cpane He's the ^Cleak in the ^Dboat, he's the ^Cweed in the rosebed The ^Ctruck in the ^Doutside ^Clane

So ^Cget the kids ^Calong and ^Dfill 'em up with ^Clove Then ^Csing a happy ^Csong yeah, ^Dreally piss him ^Coff Cos ^Ceverything is ^Cwrong and ^Dnothing's good e^Cnough It won't be good e^Dnough

And he ^Amdon't like ^Csunshine and he ^Cdon't like ^Am7icecream And he ^Ddon't like ^CSundays and he ^Cdon't like ^Amdancing And he ^Amdon't like ^Cyour face and he ^Cwon't die ^Amlaughing

Instr: A, Asus4 x 2 C, D, C, C x 2

So ^Cchuck it and ^Crun, he'll ^Donly make you ^Cmad Just ^Cgo and have some ^Cfun, the ^Dbest you've ever ^Chad And say &^Cquot;Shoot me wi^Cth a gun ^Dif I ever get ^Clike that Please don't let me ^Dget like that"

Instr: Am, C, C, Am7, D, C, C, Am

And he ^Amdon't like ^Csunshine and he ^Cdon't like ^Am7icecream And he ^Ddon't like ^CSundays and he ^Cdon't like ^Amdancing And he ^Amdon't like ^Cyour face and he ^Cwon't die ^Amlaughing

Instr: A, Asus4 x 3 c, F (repeat to fade)

Nik Kershaw - Die laughing